I intended a non confrontational smiley face by that... see what I mean?

I'm holding out for a mud fight, everyone stop being so reserved.

sokay, my life is a bit better than internets drama so really it isn't that interesting to me.

Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!

there is a halloween party in dallas that may or may not involve naked zombies. does that count?

OMFG Derek

Will you and girlgun be chewing each other's flesh off and feasting on the irresistible fleshy textures?

If not, I'm not satisfied.

seriously would y'all fucking fight already?

in spite of the interweb audience's intention to turn this into a laugh barrel, divorce is no joke, nor are its consequences.

i'll keep that in mind for the future. i still can't believe i actually got married.

So far, so good, Satan?

well yeah. things aren't any different than before. we got married on a bet anyway.

I'm completely not that kind of person. sorry to disappoint.

preg pics!!! :D

i'll take one in a second

i didnt' even wear the dress i bought, i wore an ozzy osbourne shirt and jeans.

You should get one of those 'pregnancy' photo shoots done, but all cracked out rock style.

I like looking for clothes that are equally fit for my preg belly and my post punk art nerd.

That's fucking tough.

what a fucking douche.