thanks
in the name first flight
let us explore

the first flight
the first ultra modern spacejet
easy travel between planets

i want to make jokes on facebook
and i'm worried they 'they as the intelligent services' will see it as a real threath

if i continue to type this bad english maybe i won't be noticed

anyone visited a comedy show lately?

one of the oldbox from me....

now in promotion suicidebelt + free sircumcision kit

What if we are already sircumcised? May the belt be purchased separately?

Just got back from another haircut. Feel sooooo much better.

Yeah, she was being lazy so I just went to another salon.

Free beer party tonight, good bye you fucks.

it's included in the total package, there will be 0.5 % extra explosives

if you don't understand this joke
IT'S ALLRIGHT

You'd think at some point I'd actually be able to take deep breaths and not let people annoy me, especially when I'm not directly involved in the situation.
I'm watching these two people talk, and person 1 is giving person 2 shit over the fact she hasn't heard some song. "Where have you been, under a rock" is the gist of it. To make it even more excruciating to witness, person 2 basically grovels, listing excuses why she hadn't heard some STUPID FUCKING POP SONG.
Fucking teenagers or something. Fuck off! Grow up! Get out of my fucking way!

i'm soo scared of people like you dirty bunny that i stopped drinking alchol
to fall totally off the cool way

be cool
don't drink beer

don't forget not to grow beard
unless you want to be on the frontcover of 'ancient fashions'

I'm sorry gast, don't be scared of me. I'm just a name on a message board.

thank god
oh wait god is just a word

words on the way to page 1777 <

it's shorter then the american president elections

i'll the american people from the elections
i'll free all the people in the world from religion and politics

ha ha
i won't

it's their choose
to choose the first democraticly choozen worldleader