See Im The Best
I Told You That

He runnin from the cat see
I'm da best mang
I deed it

I got one question, mayne! Tell me who next?!

Rosie O'Donnel
At a bisexual bridal shower

mang.

I'm moving into my dorm in TWO days.

I'm moving into tomorrow around 11 am.

i watched scream tonight and forgot how good that movie is.

It's really one of the best horror/suspense movie of the last 20 years.

i watched it with a fun crowd that picked up on all of the little movie references, which made it better.

Always. And there's so many in it. The whole thing with Randy watching Halloween and being completely unaware. Plus, Henry Winkler strung from goalposts.

we watched the aqua teen hunger force movie afterwards and i died laughing.

I need to see that. I am eternally behind on movies.

I've seen that the last three nights in a row. HILARIOUS.

i've still only seen about 45 minutes of it after tonight. the guys i was with are so up on movies, and they'll quote things endlessly and i'll be unable to jump in because i've seen a tenth of the flicks they have. i'll never catch up.

i love carl's leopard pants. i spit out my pizza laughing.

I drive my friends crazy because I'll say "boss" after every sentence like in Cool Hand Luke. I get behind because most of what I was is old stuff on TCM and I never think that there are actually new movies out.

i just have tropic thunder and brideshead revisited to go see, then i'm pretty much done with any new movie. i would really rather be schooled on the good old movies than wasting my time with shitty new ones just to be hip.

Yeah, still I'm left out. "Do you remember that part in Pineapple Express? So funny!!" "No I didn't see it" "Oh" "Do you remember the part in The Public Enemy where Cagney totally shoves that grapefruit in that girls face?" *blank looks all around*

"You wanna know some more? I've got some literature in the back."

Tequila. Vodka reminds me of 12 year old girls.

If Windsor is an option, go with that!

why 12 year olds, may i ask?

Because that's what girls in my Jr. High would get drunk off. They'd always drink UV Blue or something. I just think vodka, unless it's cheap and in a plastic bottle, is too sweet to drink. I want my alcohol to taste like ALCOHOL.

Sounds alright. Brown liquor is my shit, though.

we need to party one day.

FOR SURE, dude. I party hardy. 12 drink minimum.

12? holy shit, i'm a lightweight compared to you. i have to stop around eight. how much do you weigh?

alex, i'm also recruiting you for my party with hayden.

I just used to drink a lot. I weigh like 185 lbs right now. I used to drink that much when I weighed 150, though.

That's an awesome commercial, alex.

dayum. i used to be able to put away that much, if not way more. had to cut back, which is kind of weird but i need to.

i hate beer.

So did I. Got off the powder and pills. It's pretty sweet actually.

i never got into that, nor have i ever drank much actually in front of people (i'm more the lonesome/small crowd kinda girl), but right now i'm getting so much stuff done and know where i'm going to be. all is ok for now.

For sure. Lonely drunk here as well.

New one:

schizogirl and HaydenMan - get yerselves over to London, and Mister Melly will take you on a tour of the world's finest vodkas. Flavoured Polish vodkas = Win every time.

my favorite (and what I drank tonight)

That vodka looks most delish - me must try!