my laptop was up and running for a full 45 minutes. it's now decided to die as soon as it gets to the login screen.

fuckhuistaihaithairahagoisdgajkfrjafa.

I'm not sure I'll ever want a laptop.

I spent the last two days in a house with absolutely nothing in it besides three sleeping bags. Somehow, I'm tired from all the sitting.

This place is boring

Yeah, it's been quiet the last few days.

I'm considering going to bed, but I don't really want to.

If that does end up happening, I'm going to read for a good while.

I used push pins to suspend string against my wall, and used binder clips to hang polaroid pictures and magazine pages.

I like that idea :D

Frankly, I'm surprised to worked. I thought the pushpins wouldn't stick out far enough for the string, and if it did I didn't think it would be stable enough for the weight. But it is worked out perfectly.



I wish I had more space on the wall to do it now.

Hi Alllleeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!

What are you talking about, you have plenty of room? If you want to see little wall space, boy could I show you.

Oh no, I know the wall is big. I just can't put the map or dry eraser board anywhere else. I've covered most of my walls.

My kitten just had diharhea all over my carpet and I have no fucking clue what to do.

Clean it up? Or you can jump around in it in your bare feet.

I don't know how to clean it... my mom buys cleaning supplies on an as needed basis and my parents are out.
I'd go buy some but I have no cash.

lick it

Yeah Alan, how's that vomit going?

I'm eating sweet potato fries and I think they're pretty damn gross.

HAA HA HA HA HAAA HA HAAAAA








fucking brilliant.

i got a wedding to go to later on
you know what that means


FREE BOOZE!


and making an ass of myself!

duplicate posts ftw

Glad you enjoyed that haha.

I want to cut my bangs today, but I'm fearful.

Cutting hair isn't hard though, and people seem to like the haircuts I give them, so I don't think it'll be too too tricky.

Lilly you freak, do you ever cut your own?

In a can? Weird.

So, I ordered Pulp Fiction with my Air Miles points. Their movie and CD selection is balls fuck, and it always has been. Not that there's anything wrong with Pulp Fiction, it's just that that's all there was that interested me. Waiting and collection more points for something else wasn't an option for my impatient self.

i hate people

bububut... i love you

It used to come in tiny cans when I was like 6 or 7. I was so damn good. Now it only comes in Original, Pulp-Free, and Country style cartons and is really hard to find sometimes. Donald Duck Orange Juice is the best!


Yeah, humankind is really a bad idea all around. I'm sure Pitchfork was give the human species around a 4.3/10

The balance has been restored proper, like - weddings = true romantic yet drunken yay WIN.

me too.
I'm glad we're friends.

People hating is obviously the way to go.

I'm over hating people. I just hate god.

But there's no god to hate?

To quoteth the Butthole Surfers:

Don't look at me, motherfucker!
You look like shit!
I AM GOD
God is second to me
Don't look at me
Don't even look at me with your naked eye!
...

Shut up!

Well, it gets jesus-freaks upset.

Do you guys think this is cool?

Olympic people freak me out.

Packing sucks.

I'M DA BEST MANG
I DEED IT
....
BISEXUAL BRIDAL SHOWAH

I just dropped a 3-hole punch of my little toe. Motherfucker!!! Now it's bleeding...

I Got Da Cat On Da Grill
You Need To Go To The Fuckin Dental

I got da cat on da grill, see?
I got da cat on da grill on da grill see?

DENTALLY GRILL!