"You cannot compare with the apex of a ferris wheel, nor the nadir of a ditch filled with a coelocanth's droppings."

I had to google coelocanth yesterday for a coworker!

saurian fishes for the win.

I was given a Borbetomagus 7" of that name by one of their sax players once.

please, spare us the gruesome details of yr sick fantasy world.

Yr Sick Fantasy World never gave me any records, but they were great that one time when they opened for Zodiac Mindwarp.

Yesterday I completed valve's "Portal" and had LOADS of fun.

i should get a job

I'm drunk and sad

Cheer up, slavo. Just think, you could be sad and NOT drunk!!

I think I'm going to pick up some rum tomorrow.

what the hell do you drink with tequila?

lime juice?

the real, not the one on bottles.

just off the cuff i imagine it would go well with 7up too.

or: soak some strawberries in it. they are in season (in this hemisphere anyway).

but shots are best. tequila is for shots.

Yeah, get yourself some limes.

And this is your 1000th post! Awesome-tastic! Congratulations!

Congrats!!!
p.s. really nice gift too ;)!

the woman sitting nearby is a massive racist.

Congrats BP!

yeah i had shots... i had no limes on the premises, tho i suppose i couldve substituted orange or lemon, oh well. live and learn