Here's a picture of what I would look like if I was a sandcastle:

i would look like this:

Check out all the strollers coming out of porkmarras. Didn't know he would impregnate THAT many girls. And no doubt that the girl with the black tank top is gonna walk out with a little friend in her womb. Good work porkie!

that's not a sandcastle, twat.

hey man, jus saying she resembles my girl, sheesh. It's not a case of pedo til there's a pat-o.

Get wiped off bitch!Die.Slowly.

Center blob.

HOT

Yeah, the amorphous blob look works well for me, I think.

i changed my mind about them situps.

Yeah, you can totally see minute details in that photo.

I think I posted this one before, from the same show. I think the vague silhouettes are the way to go:

are you the one dressed in black?

nah. you don't need to do situps.

Pretty much always.

you arcane motherfucker you.

Fucking marry me already, SC.

Here's one of me i've taken yesterday.

diva can be good.
and good is great!

me being an idiot in college.