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Shifty Prophet 06.17.2009 07:59 AM

OK. I'm gonna be honest, I have not, nor am I going to try to read all the pages of this thread, but I feel its a sufficient guess that someones girlfriends put her finger up their ass? Yes?

If thats the case I have several questions:
1. Was it expected?
2. If yes, was it fulfilling, if no, why the fuck did she do it?
3. Was there any reciprocation?

atsonicpark 06.17.2009 09:48 AM

Eh?

Just read the first post.

But anyway, my girlfriend was wanting to be more sexually adventerous. Basically, what happened, we were in Florida for 5 days, sleeping next to each other, but we couldn't do anything, because we were with her cousin and her cousin's boyfriend. Well, I found out her cousin and her cousin's boyfriend fucked in the bathroom while me and my girlfriend were asleep in the hotel room! Her cousin's boyfriend told me all about it...

Anyway, we got back from Florida, horny as hell, and I was going down and her, and she just said "stick a finger in my ass" so I did and she enjoyed the sensation of two fingers in her vag, 1 in her ass, and my tongue on her clit while she rubbed her nipples. Then, she wanted me to experience a finger in my ass. I was like no no no noooooooo... but then she ended up doing it and it felt amazing.

This Is Not Here 06.17.2009 10:08 AM

Is the finger a regular fixture now?

(EDIT: Yes I know it's still attatched too her hand, but in zee bedroom?)

floatingslowly 06.17.2009 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
the sensation of two fingers in her vag, 1 in her ass


do it right next time.

it's two and two. do you people never listen??!

 


and yeah, I would have bumped this thead, but I'm still searching for cantankerous' "show me yr nasty fucking teeth" thread.

greedrex 06.17.2009 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
generally very good, how are you?

ha. I knew.

joe11121 06.17.2009 10:53 AM

Hahahahahhaha

floatingslowly 06.17.2009 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greedrex
ha. I knew.


you deserve a metal meddle medal.

verme (prevaricator) 06.17.2009 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
We've been together four years.

And lately... I dunno what it is, some kind of thing has happened where she wants to be more explorative and adventurous... fine.

So we were messing around and she had me stick a finger in her butt and she really liked it. First time ever! And she orgasmed, ya know, yada yada...

So, then she asked to stick a finger in my butt...

At first, I was like "nah" because I remember one time when an Asian doctor was checking my stools for blood and.. yeah.. gross shit.

But after a few minutes, she convinced me, and I let her stick a finger in my ass while she jerked me off...

IT FELT AMAZING.

I've never "milked the prostate" or had a girl do it, and ... wow. It was uncomfortable and bizarre but I swear to god it was the best orgasm I've ever had.. in fact, it reminded me of the first time I ever did it. Extremely bizarre. I started yelling "what the fuck?! oh my god, that was crazy!" I was FREAKING OUT. From butt play.

So yeah...

Now I'm hooked.


at least she asked permission.

i've a feeling that this thread is a fraud, though.

atsonicpark 06.17.2009 11:17 AM

How can a thread be a fraud? Are you saying I'm lying about this? Because.. uh.. I'm not?! (what a dumb thing to lie about)

...It's not a permanent fixture in the bedroom. Just when we feel like it. We're always trying something different...

atsonicpark 06.17.2009 11:46 AM

Shemales? I think you're thinking of someone else.

floatingslowly 06.17.2009 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)
aren't you the guy who wanks to bukkaked cosplay asian shemales?


no, that's amerikangod.

not that I'm judging, just passing on helpful information.

:)

verme (prevaricator) 06.17.2009 12:13 PM

you guys are right, i'm confusing things a bit.

i did a quick search, this is why:

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I just want a big dick throw in my ass.


Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I don't find dudes particularly attractive, in fact I think they're gross.

maybe I need a shemale.


http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...d.php?p=618256

atsonicpark 06.17.2009 12:19 PM

Hah. Well, I was kidding.

...That's actually the first time I heard the phrase "lady boy" also!

This Is Not Here 06.17.2009 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Hah. Well, I was kidding.

...That's actually the first time I heard the phrase "lady boy" also!


Lady Boys: Lager & Gin and tonic & Baileys irish cream chaser

To understand:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW4yAPpEwT0

floatingslowly 06.17.2009 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████
i often fantasize about being destroyed by a huge cock


yr one sick fucker.

verme (prevaricator) 06.17.2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
... i locked the doors, pulled down the blinds, stripped, slathered my anus with peanut butter and yelled "here, kitty, kitty!"


wow

floatingslowly 06.17.2009 01:05 PM

that's a total fucking lie.

it wasn't peanut butter.

it was tuna fish.

!@#$%! 06.17.2009 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
that's a total fucking lie.

it wasn't peanut butter.

it was tuna fish.


also it wasn't a cat. it was a dog.

DOGS WILL EAT OUT OF ANYTHING.

this of course i only know from 3rd party information

Zombie Robot 06.17.2009 03:13 PM

You know if a girl is adventurous enough to want to stick her finger in your ass, she will probably let you cum in hers.

greedrex 06.17.2009 03:36 PM

 


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