I remember back when chicks used to post in this thread. Now it's just page after page of dudes. This is mainly frustrating in that it means my nightly masturbation takes twice as long to reach fruition. You guys could at least take your shirts off.

It's your lucky day, heres a highly errotic photo of me being sexually assaulted by santa, on a toilet:

 

A hot date with the Resident's Duck Stab

 

Nice photo, Hip Priest.

always with the 2001 jokes

 

Bunch of twats on the bumper cars in Leicester Square anyone?
Nope?, how about a bunch of twats on a tube train then

 

 

2010, actually.

o hello!

fair point.

you look a lot like my ex-brother-in-law.

I'm pretty sure he's a pedo.

wondering why the hell I ever decided to set my kazoo on fire.

i was wondering

a) why you thought plastic would be good for a pipe
b) why you'd lit the wrong end

I thought you were a boy/I thought you were a girl*
















*Delete as appropriate.

me too.

why did you?

Funny...I actually used a kazoo to smoke pot before.

oh man you both got to it before I did. Especially with the expression on her face. I have to try some kazoo pot

My brother and I (I'm the sillier one)


Me and the dear


Dressed to impress