i dont know who this "cankankerus" is

what do you possibly mean by taking it 'seriously'?

take it how ever you want

very profound. do any of us know who we really are?

okay, i'll take it as a lazy, half witted response to illness related fact.

hm well i was just being a smart ass like i do to most the things you say

so i noticed.
and the saga continues.

I crushed a testicle shoveling snow today.

your own, or someone else's?

My own. The wooden handle of the shovel slipped out of my gloved hands from the moisture of the snow coming down. It was a direct hit on my nut with all of my weight pushing forward on the shovel....and I'm talkin' about a DIRECT hit. It still hurts and that was like 11 hours ago.

107

OUCH, im fucking cringing while i read that.



ICE PACKS man. ICE PACKS.

& you might wanna go see a medic. make sure you didn't break something.

Ha ha ha....yeah, it sucked ass.

go to a fucking doctor man, this is yr nuts that we're talking about!

my ex-bro-in-law crashed a nut in a BMX accident. it split open and had to be removed.

my niece was born in a lab.

OWWWW stop, i dont even have nuts and youre hurting mine!

Damn, I don't think it's THAT bad.


PS - Lab babies are our only hope.

Yeah, I was coughing up blood into the snow and everything....it was horrible.

don't mess around is all I'm saying.

if it still hurts in the morning, call 911.

It's down to a dull ache now, so I should be money.


My left nut is feeling REALLY left out right now.

ok this is a completely separate issue from yr nuts but it's still really not good.

there is never a good reason to cough up blood.

if you bring up any more bright red blood you need to have an x-ray. there's bound to be brown shit no matter what, but if it's still red get seen.

sayin'.

Ha ha ha....no no, that's just my macabre sense of exaggerated humor. There was no blood.....that's just for the weekend. I don't want to spoil myself.