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Toilet & Bowels 06.14.2008 08:10 AM

was he a twat at school?

demonrail666 06.14.2008 08:20 AM

Not really, more anonymous than a twat. To be honest he wasn't someone I hung around with, but not for any real reasons. He didn't give off any major league twat vibes or anything like that. But fucking hell did he make up for it later on.

My mum was a dinner lady at the school this twat went to though, and he was apparantly a right little twat. No change there then:

 

lechaoscestmoi 06.14.2008 08:27 AM

 

Pookie 06.14.2008 08:29 AM

 

demonrail666 06.14.2008 08:30 AM

Two twats called Bill

 


 

demonrail666 06.14.2008 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
 


Haha. I just put that exact pic in the unskinny rock thread

Pookie 06.14.2008 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
Haha. I just put that exact pic in the unskinny rock thread

Where do you think I got it from.

demonrail666 06.14.2008 08:43 AM

Twat!

sarramkrop 06.15.2008 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666


 

I went to school with this twat. He was called Lee then. Twat.


While I agree that his public persona is a bit twattish, I once chatted to him and his husband/boyfriend/whatever in a bar in Islington and they were nice people. We didn't even talk about fashion or anything, just stuff. He liked my Yoko Ono badge.

Danny Himself 06.15.2008 08:11 AM

 


What a twat!

king_buzzo 06.15.2008 08:16 AM

 

Danny Himself 06.15.2008 08:26 AM

Meh, Qui Gon had it coming.

king_buzzo 06.15.2008 08:29 AM

still, he's a horny twat.

sarramkrop 06.15.2008 10:51 AM


 


While I enjoy some of you ex-band's songs, that doesn't stop me thinking that you're a twat incapable of spotting a good lyric if you'd see one.

''Class A, Class B, Is that the only chemistry?'' you sang. No, there's another type of chemistry between a twat intent on writing twattish lyrics and the ink that he's using. You're the proof of that.

Everyneurotic 06.15.2008 11:34 AM

 


"goodness aren't we the androgynous type? more like the generic bland type when it comes to music. am i or aren't i is what my fans often wonder; well, i have an answer, i'm a TWAT!"

 


"yeah!!! i'm van damme on even more steroids, half the acting talent and an incredible twat!! where's my 'die hard' trilogy?"

(i met placebo once, they were nice enough to sign me something for my friend who is a big fan but it's obvious they are too full of themselves).

luisxvi 06.15.2008 11:43 AM

The word was pretty much invented for this guy:

 

Everyneurotic 06.15.2008 01:53 PM

 


"...and, to conclude my conference, all i do is spew non-sense that hasn't been real for the last 30 years, but buy the newest, revisited version of my books! they have an extra ten pages of examples of the useless crap i preach with stuff like ipods and hummers. thanks for paying $500 dollars to see me twat around, now that's good marketing."

Lurker 06.15.2008 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
 


"goodness aren't we the androgynous type? more like the generic bland type when it comes to music. am i or aren't i is what my fans often wonder; well, i have an answer, i'm a TWAT!"







They're a placebo for real music.

Everyneurotic 06.15.2008 04:58 PM

tru dat.

i do enjoy the odd song from them.

demonrail666 06.15.2008 05:10 PM

 

Is it the baseball cap? Is it the playground politics? Is it the fact that he couldn't argue his way out of a wet paper bag? twat!

Everyneurotic 06.15.2008 05:15 PM

can i rep you, demonrail? it says i cannot. good thing you dropped that hateful sack of lard here, where it belongs.

Cantankerous 06.15.2008 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
 

Is it the baseball cap? Is it the playground politics? Is it the fact that he couldn't argue his way out of a wet paper bag? twat!

how could i have forgotten about him?

demonrail666 06.15.2008 05:22 PM

 

The scariest thing about this woman is not that she holds such stupid views, but that apparantly there are people out there that share them. Twat is quite possibly too mild a word, both for her and her followers.

Cantankerous 06.15.2008 05:23 PM

i forgot her too!!!!

something is wrong with me today

Everyneurotic 06.15.2008 05:24 PM

don't you love the feeling when you encounter pictures of people or maybe someone mentions people that are absolute twats and you have no idea about them?

demonrail666 06.15.2008 05:25 PM

 

This twat used to be a muscleman. Now he flogs juicers on the shopping channel. What a twat.

demonrail666 06.15.2008 05:27 PM

 

Believe it or not, It would appear that these two were missed too.

Cantankerous 06.15.2008 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
 

This twat used to be a muscleman. Now he flogs juicers on the shopping channel. What a twat.

i've watched the entire infomercial several times.

demonrail666 06.15.2008 05:33 PM


 

Even watching CHiPs at the age of about 8, I knew that John and Ponch were just twats.

demonrail666 06.15.2008 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i've watched the entire infomercial several times.


Me too. I'm strangely obsessed with it. The woman in it has the strangest smile imaginable, and dresses like she's blind and living alone.

Everyneurotic 06.15.2008 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i've watched the entire infomercial several times.


i haven't watched infomercials in ages.

demonrail666 06.15.2008 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
i haven't watched infomercials in ages.


Oh you must check out the one for Jack Lelamnne's Juicer. Its a doozie.

This Is Not Here 06.15.2008 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
Two for the price of one:



 

Oh, how I enjoyed the prospect of him having his legs and arms sawn off in 'Shallow Grave'...

Pookie 06.15.2008 06:44 PM


 



 

StevOK 06.16.2008 12:28 AM

 

demonrail666 06.16.2008 12:31 PM

 

You know, I actually don't think that Jack Osbourne has featured on this thread yet.

Everyneurotic 06.16.2008 12:39 PM

all the osbournes are twats, ozzy gets a twat exception card from time to time though.

Decayed Rhapsody 06.16.2008 12:52 PM

 


Empress of pale unfucked twattery with a throng of misinformed women who actually think she did something significant for music.

Everyneurotic 06.16.2008 12:54 PM

haha, total twat, but a sexy one.

Pookie 06.16.2008 06:11 PM

Must have been done I'm sure:
 


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