In real life I sometimes wish I could be as upfront an honest and have it exchanged by reflection with another person. These interpretations you have of eachother may seem unfair because of the anonymity of the internet, but how well can you really know someone in real life. Eye contact, physical cues, these things can all be misinterpreted as well. I envy your exchange.

Exactly.
I don't say anything I wouldn't say in "real life".

Ah, I was wondering what you meant when you say that you treat the internet with the same seriousness as real life. Didnt you? Something like that. My recall is disruptive.

Well, life isn't serious. Or is it?
I mean, I won't say to someone 'Sorry I'm cunt on the phone, but it's the phone, it isn't real life'

No, I'm a cunt everywhere.

tomorrow. just got in and ink. has to be up before dawn, but I have everything I need but the barrio-water. liquour stores close at 9 and it's 15 past now.

I'm excited! do you think I can use it like rum for macumba?? I have a little pot-bellied doll I call Boring that's fixing to get some pins stuck in it.

9 ????????????????????????

I am kind, kourteous and konsiderate at all times.

the macumba gods prefer it, but they don't tell you that.
i think you should sue the liquor stores.

cain't git no hard licker in Texass aftrr 9 pee 'em on tha' DOT.

baptists.

Dear ex-boyfriend,

Remember when I scratched your car all over?
Lol, I was just trolling you. And it was boring.

Or else what ? (afraid to ask)

alteredcourse,

please read my pm in a non-sexual way.

shit just got not boring.

while this has been by far my most viewed thread, unlike my usual 1500 plus views, this thread has not only lost any substance, but it has also remained quite trivial and boring. better luck next time assholes ;)