Don't you know gast? he's going to make teh secks with his bearded wood elf.

Art
Make the sex with a bearded wood elf
Maybe SxSw.stuffs
Trailerfood or, if I'm good, Ms P's Electric Cock (oh god yes)
Dj mix _ brainfood .wikki wikki wikki
SW:ToR
Make sleep.

what you are doing this weekend?

i have a free day tomorrow
if i can get a car fixed will go to paris with friend who has driverlinces

rent a car?? if it's not too expensive
tonight chilling here
been working all week gonna take it easy

I told you.

Art
Make the sex with a bearded wood elf
Maybe SxSw.stuffs
Trailerfood or, if I'm good, Ms P's Electric Cock (oh god yes)
Dj mix _ brainfood .
wikki wikki wikki
SW:ToR
Make sleep.

Why did the bartender cross the road?

His bus ride home was on the other side.

If you had a choice between friends who made lightsabers for you or ones who made cybernetics, which would you choose??

My wife is a bartender who rides the bus.

How dare you make light of her plight.

Like, cybernetic implants?

Man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what do think this is? A bar?! I have to ride the bus home. Don't make light of my plight. I'm somebody's wife, too."

And landspeeders, yes.

Man walks up to an airport security guard and asks, "How Can I Travel Overseas Without a Passport?"

"Is it because of your political record?" the guard asks in reply.

Silence.

"On the ground with your hands behind your back!" the guard yells. "Now!"

A landspeeder walks in a bus.

"Hey, what do you think this is, a bar?" the chicken asks.


Your panties, now, please.

Hmm. Tough choice. I need more information. Which group of friends is more attractive (either collectively or individually)? Which group has more money (that it would be willing to spend on you)?

"I'm not wearing any panties," the chicken replies.

The landspeeder gasps in orgasmic surprise.

"Wanker," the chicken says.

They are all equally attractive and obey my every command.

One is a giant lizard, with a lisp.

A giant lizard walks into panties.

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Why do you have to choose?

ecuse me
i was talking to evol about what he's going to do

Fine. I will not tell you what I'm going to do.