^I've had that record for about 13 years.
Dig the tinfoil shoes!

Of course!

neat
i'm going to buy that if i ever come across it.
actually i might just buy it on ebay.

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oh yeah? i didnt attend the press conference.

see last time i suspected you had hepatitis you almost killed me over the internet

now that you got it, what, no prize?

anyway, is this like the kind pamela anderson has, or what?

she claims she got it from a tattoo needle

i dont know about that

she
a) was married to tommy lee, who was a junkie and a slut
b) is a slut

so there you have it

so what kind did you get? the slutty kind or the other kind? and was it bad?

well obviously you're still among the living. this is not a ouija board.

but i just woke up and i don't trust my senses yet.

the slutty kind.

congratulations. is it for life? you gotta take care....

ps i mean it yo. be kind on your liver. no daredevil shenanigans for a while.

no, it's hepatitis B, this should just be temporary
in any case i've been pretty much constantly drunk for the last week so it might take a while to go away.

dont be a fucking suicidal tithead. you fuck. oh you piss me off... i'd kick your ass.

seriously, cirrhosis of the liver is no fun. can't you find a milder drug to entertain yourself for the time being? like-- the internet? just for a while.

i know an early death sounds romantic & all, but death sucks, and most of the time you just get old faster & survive anyway. so, easy there, you.

actually i was told that it would almost certainly clear up of its own accord and then i wouldnt have to worry about it, since its a virus and whatnot
conversely i was also told to avoid alcohol
they didn't say anything about smoking pot...

pot prolly not so hard unless it's moldy-- molds are toxic as fuck.

but drinking while with hep can cause cirrhosis of the liver. you understand? that's some nasty ass scarring. watch:



vs. fresh liver:



dont be a tithead, really, did it clear already or what? nausea? jaundice?

oh, suicidal kids!

i feel better than i did but i don't feel really great or anything. i took a small vacation to recover a bit.
and YES I KNOW WHAT CIRRHOSIS IS GOD DAMNIT and a one week drinking binge isn't going to bring it on.

sush, bitch, and put that bottle down until further notice.

will do
i'm gonna go burn one

now you're talking.

be sure it's good quality and enjoy.

btw, you should load up on the vitamin B for a while.

how am i possibly supposed to take that seriously?

cankankerus isn't bad-ass, she's a chick in case you didn't know