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Once again, I am lazy.
I want eggs for breakfast but there are on mother fucking eggs. |
it's not like you could lay some if you were not lazy.
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I fucking wish haha!
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Fuck it, out of all the times I've eaten shit off the floor, I've never been sick. |
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you're immune! you raise rats! |
yor stomach acid will kill most any bacteria or germ you pick up off the floor
nevermind the stupid shit. |
the really bad bacteria hides in dark and moist places
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Seriously.
You'll never build immunities to germs if you never come in contact with them either. Germs are good for you in a weird way. |
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My rat boys keep themselves nice and clean. They're not dirty at all haha :) |
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like how i had a grade school classmate with a germaphobe mother and i swear, he was programmed not to touch anything not doused in germ-x. poor kid got sick whenever he gave into the temptations of the playground. |
Someone just downloaded "I Kissed A Girl" from me on Soulseek, and that was it.
Of all the songs I have, that's what they wanted. Makes you think... |
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Poor kid :( If I ever have children I'm going to let them roll in the fucking mud. Hell, they can eat it if they really want. |
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When I first saw this, I read "germaphobe" as "Germanphobe" :D "No, you may not play with the Kreisler kids. That lot statred the war, you know!" |
Haha. Germ-X. Cleans the German right off.
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"Destroys the Lebensraum in your living room."
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So, I'm leaving to go sailing/camping in about an hour, and it's pouring fucking rain haha. My walkway is now a waterfall.
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The rain makes swimming 1000 times better. I can only imagine boating will be fantastic.
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Oh and camping? That, not so much...
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twelve days until move-in!
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i'd still be out drinking if i hadn't fallen in my shoes and twisted my ankle like a dumbass! :mad:
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ha, i miss going out drinking.
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my thumb hurts
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clean your nails!!!
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thats crusty blood love...
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nice.
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the last gig i did, the other day i had dirty under all my nails.
fucking filthy venues. |
I did a gig the other day wherein I played every horned instrument known to man throughout the whole set and I was all getting up in people's faces and blowing all these horns and everyone laughed and had a good time. I was shocked.
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somehow the nail didn't break... but the top half was sticking straight up... so i just bent it back (the correct way), and i ended up with this lovely bruise...
its because i stopped a flying basketball, and somehow it hit only the tip of my thumb |
has anyone ever met anyone who doesn't like Lightning Bolt? is this possible/
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iced coffee + kaluha mmmmmm
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leftover pasta + turkey= awesome
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Strawberry Margarita.
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that sounds ridiculously good
orange juice and rum! |
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I want my regular Vodka and Cranberry. |
that girl looks like jeffree star
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lets all have cake
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what kind of cake?
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