oh sorry you said the double of what my pizza bos pays
that would be 8$ then

that picture isn't it taken at a festival?

Oh. Maybe at Burning Man... ??

Not sure at the moment. Am I covered in armaggedeondust?

i'll undo that armageddondust
with alian steril
close your eyes
see the beam entering your skull

you are free now

Here's a quarter.
Go put it in a washingmachine.

depends on what services you provide.

i don't need an entertainer, but i could use, what they call, a virtual assistant, aka "intern".

what do you know how to do? can you do research? can you write book summaries?

that is soo... dreambreaking of you

was dreaming i was already in america
driving a black mustang on route 66

multiplying value is what a business is supposed to do and i fucking love that idea. i don't even understand how it works, but the ability to multiply the value of things is presumably a socially desirable trait.

for one thing, i could pay gast a salary if i knew how to make him more valuable in a particular context, like some specific corner of the internet.

no, not like a carnival or something! you guys are fucking mean!

i can do all
i'm the grandfather of the futurist artmovement
i know all about the light, paralel universes and more over the beyond stuff no one on this planet has acces to

okay, here's your trial task for this interview:

in this universe, what is the safest and most liquid place to store your cash?

you can find me at the first light

online account?

mobile phone account?

what fucking kind of account? checking? savings? stocks?

what about inflation? a safe repository is supposed to be safe from inflation. does your "online account" do this, or do its numbers devaluate just like all others?

OH I HAVE AN IDEA

gast, task #2 is to please find out if american residents can open small swiss checking accounts online.

(you're doing good by the way and you will get a prize)

cmon gastro, what's taking so long. i'm paying you $8/hr! :)

> swiss account

http://www.swiss-privacy.com/?gclid=...FYge3godFkjZAA

and if staying in the us where they can't get out of the mud from the housing market that crashed
because it was a cow that was milked by too many banks at the same time
time = money
then new constructions can be made that have more value in financial markets
a new financial order of american noveau riche
who take over and dominate wallstreet

thanks !@#$%!

now i need 9 other people

or i can start a doom cult
like that man that predicted the end of the world

he had millions

Doooooommmmmmm Cult

or start a website "my online friend " for teens who are bullied in school or at home
for 5 $ a day i'll be there friend