screw you guys. i'm going home.

lulz/ fair enough

Next time <3

well think about what you'd be fucking if we didn't exist, and then say that again.

I assure you, amerikangod was certainly thinking of other men's assholes before he submitted that reply.

you kinda look like my bf in these, but he doesn't party as hard ( at all ) :(

i like it.


wrong, sir

:D

i should get in trouble more often.

you managed to call & get access to that/posted the picture online very quickly. within 20 minutes? police visits/calls usually take a long time.

also, how did yr hair get long so quickly? wasn't it just short?


....aka, are you sure yr a real person lol

@satan I had a feeling you were about to post that

i went to the cop station and bitched. i'm pretty sure mug shots are in the public domain.




hair extensions.

wow, it's been less than an hr since you posted that you were gonna do that?

were you not @ home? the closest precincts on the upper west side are on 82nd and 54th...that's relatively far from where you live if i remember correctly. it would have to have taken more than an hour.


j/k...i'm seriously just playing, staking around. don't worry, i'm the least bit of a creeper you'd ever meet in real life. i'm glad that yr back wherever you are safe and healthy.

and i like the extensions.

it takes me 10 minutes to get 9 blocks on my bike.

it takes 30 seconds of me yelling to get what i want.

i'm in manhattan for one more day, i'll keep a lot out for a tough bitch wearing a black flag shirt on a bike.

then i'll provide proof of yr reality to the whole board.

i am easily found if you know where to look.

seeing satan's pic together with another boardie is about as likely as democratic elections in North Korea.

up here?

grey's papaya?
maybe parts of central park? did you ever used to trip in strawberry fields (before the major busts of 2005)?

idk. anywho, i'm leaving @ 5pm-ish today. tele-commuting from home and then driving back down to the gf in baltimore.

haha, i'm pretty positive it won't happen.

anywho, i'm a work until i leave today so unless i happen to run into her when i walk my dog....

it's more likely you'll meet me, a dude stuck in Central Europe, frankly.