I'm waiting on tippy-toes to find out too.

Aw.

i had one that got me an apartment, and another that i had to run away from when i discovered she was looking for someone to "spend her life with". i said, bitch, you're married, you already got that-- i thought you wanted sex. actually, i didn't say "bitch", but damn, wtf.

and im suddenly ready for a good vomit.

please, gentlemen-- go meet in a bathroom or something

We can make this a Japanese-style threeway if you'd like.

the nast. no fuckin WEI.

men make my penis shrivel.

So you can be the needy bottom.

Happy camping at Bestival 2009

 

 

the two gay cow tents

 

eh, fuck your mother. fuck off.

For a supposed straight guy, you are well informed on your gay characteristics. You into scat? Blood Play? You PNP?

Whoa, leave mothers out of this. Because they're women. And that's not hot.

I've watched scat videos out of curiosity, but I don't get anything out of it. There is some voyeurism in watching a lady take a dump, but when it's a loose dump or there's eating of said dump it's gross. Blood play was also never my thing. 'Dead' chicks can be kind of hot when it's dress-up.... although recently I downloaded a huge RAR called 'dead chicks' and it was actual dead chicks and it totally killed my boner. PNP is too expensive.

Seriously though, if I were even remotely into dudes I'd embrace it wholeheartedly. I'd be balls-deep in dude ass right now.

ewwww shit

but i like blood
and knives
and whips
and handcuffs
and blindfolds
and ropes

I have knives, ropes, and blindfolds. And I'm sure it goes without saying that we're both full of blood.

i have all that stuff at my house :)

Not my blood. :)

with the hair this style, its pretty daisy lowe-ish, and dave approves.

@Rob gotta love my patio

stoned/in my favorite restaurant at the juke box