I wish we were kids. Kids get away with the best shit. Take dragging a tank of gasoline up a hill to a crowded park. No one notices the kids. There are other kids. It's pure saturation and numbers. Take the kids ho hummingly drowning the nearby grass with the fluid in their tanks. Take them lighting in up, and RUNNING LIKE HELL. Fifteen by twelve feet of pure gold.

like little kids?

that would be bitchin

True story.

Little kids like that are so awesome. They're expressing their hate, and it's as pure as it gets.

Unfortunately I did a bit of that, but moved onto the self-hating DOOOP DE DOOOO type. I'm a meat clown.

I like when other mean clowns freak out and gorify the program. It's rare, but it happens. What's funny, is that it's done in the most docile ways.

I can't explain. I've been living in a brainwashed wholefoods bag for too long.

whole foods is so happy to lick the cobwebs of your unsatisfied life right out of your asshole. They'll charge you more than double for average products and make you feel special for it. I feel really sorry for you if you shop there. Wow.

I feel a bit better. Like I took a footlong shit.

their meat is about 100000000000 times better than what you'd get at a regular supermarket
actually thats about the only advantage i can honestly think of. they have good OJ.
fuck their douchebag prick sonofabitch ceo
and they are hella overpriced

GO TO THE FUCKING CO OP

Whole Foods private label ginger ale is the shizz.

Look up John Mackey, owner. Fuck him. He's banned from the internet because he flailed and brought prices down on the company I had been involved with so that he could buy it out super-low. And it's been pure hell since whole foods took over. They know less than nothing about healthy lives, and overtime in the bottom line. They know less than that. Fuck, dont get me started. He also sent a letter to obama (savior of the world) saying that organic food will never be better priced because poor folk dont deserve the food. He;s a complete twat.

Fuck, FUCK!!! He's fucking shit up in the organics world. Unfortunately, some folks are uneducated about the merits of unprocessed or untampered food, not sprayed etc. I want to educate these folks. But he comes in and declares there must be a coating of wholefoods approved mystery grime on everything.

Fuck, I'm so done with that guy and all the pieces of fucking shit that address me by product names. No, my name is not VEGETABLE DIP, VEGETBALE DIP, VEGETABLE DIP ("sorry, what was that, one more time") VEGETABLE DIP.

FUCK YOURSELVES, you're on your way. And no, I will not politely guide you to the nearest suicide post, but yes, I will hold you tightly and closely to my body as I slit your throat like its a bag of oprah-approved steel cut oats.

Whole Foods thinks that poor folks dont deserve good food. He thinks they are mistakes. He wants only to cut double on fine folks like yourself. You deserve it.

Healthy eating and a responsible lifestyle are only for the rich.

Haha, four dollars for a pound of potatoes.
Twenty to eighty for a month's worth of multi-vitamimes.

But these ones are better.

i made the mistake of buying some once. that shit is so nasty.

You're so fucking cute.

Board is lagging

<:3

you've earned yourself a cat face with a party hat on

I need to put party hats on my kitties and take pictures of it

i thought it was a penus

perv.

umm..

ok.

I already posted this on like 3546535356 of your pictures

Classy!

Assy!