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fcking cool
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this should be in the ART thread 100% |
but i didn't take it, i just peed....
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Did you let her get on your nuts?
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No, because she was a crazy bitch and not the good kind of crazy.
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The only time you don't let a chick get on your nuts is when she's a fatty. Otherwise deal with the consequences afterwards. There's nothing a shove down a flight of stairs won't solve.
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She was WAY too clingy. She was only there in the first place to meet theatre majors. I'm not one, but still yet had to introduce myself 5 times and was cornered and forced into an awkward 20 minute chat about history while she insisted on having her arms around me. This was very humorous to my friends nearby who could see the look of discomfort on my face. Moral of the story: had this happened after my next drink, I wouldn't have cared and would probably now have a clingy bitch stalking me.
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Clingy bitches have impaired stalking abilities once they've been hurled down a flight of stairs.
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Duly noted. Stairs are in short supply though. My apartment is on the bottom floor. Hopefully she's forgotten who I am and I'll not run into her again...except maybe with my car.
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If you can hit her with your car down a flight of stairs... that would be the ultimate problem solver.
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its a shame that the three of us didnt get a photo op when we met up. it would have been epic:cool: |
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THE bitch? Yeah...I think so...not the fugly bitch that wanted me to dance with her all night...this was the crazy bitch that was clingy. I'm not sure how I described them to you....I was blinding with rage and rum.
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I'm not sure how you described them either. Actually, come to think of it, you really didn't. You just raged.
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Yeah. That sounds about right.
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