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Here in Massachusetts we have mother's on the methadone clinic who don't get tested or any mothers for that matter. Difference is we're a liberal Commonwealth and Florida is a right wing conservative state. I doubt they do it in New York because of the size of the population has to make it cost prohibitive. |
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OH YEAH so I end up going to a bar to meet up with some freinds n shit. and the jukebox had BOredoms! only Seadrum/house of sun and I put on seadrum. and those fuckers skipped the track. I paid for that shit!
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please PM me if you know where I can score some weed. I haven't bought any for 15 years so I'm lost for a contact. I live in Massachusetts but if you can safely ship it I can handle the $$$$$$$
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it is at my age. You think twenty-somethings or teenagers are going to trust me?:( |
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Dam my ole lady hit me with a baseball bat once. I spanked my youngest once that's it. I never hit my kids didn't have to I have a booming voice that was very effective when they were young. Then again kids shit all over their Mother's anyways cause Mom's too soft compare to Dad.
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yep they jump when Ryan speaks. I have to repeat myself to get thier attention.
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Are you guys even drunk?
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not yet....6 days now with no xanax im cleanin up
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Gooood!
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Then GET OUT THIS THREAD! ;)
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ok im goin home now to get wastedhahahahahahahah
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shitty job only allows me to get fucked up during the week. i am fuckked up, my friends.
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Ya know, I fucked up + got fucked up. Some asshole I don't like was hanging out with my roomie, and made not "a", but "the" big mistake of leaving his cheap ass bullshit rum behind...on accident...+ I decided to help myself. Bastard drank my Johnny Walker one night many a moon ago when I was dating a certain chica + was at work.
Revenge via left behind booze. I win. It's all in good fun, of course. |
Once the seal is broken on a bottle of booze it's fair game.
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Sharksbreath
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Fuck of course what the fuck do you think id be in this thread for fuck nuggets? hahaha
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BUmp bump, fucking bump!@!!
OK, th e room moves every time I maove my head and I can't seem to type tighrt without REALLY trying... I've only had four shot of vodka in two cups of root beer, but I guess I wasted enough to pqarticipate in this thread... |
Okay, I'm very near to the point of vomit.
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I'll be drinking some pasiano with the girlie friend tonight. Er, 2 more hours.
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Okay, now I'm done with the whole vomiting. now I can breath properly. fuck. god damn, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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WHISKEY
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Not even whiskey. just beer. totally too much beer. Beyond ten beers I start to lose it, and now it's definitely more than that. This is the result. Can't even wank, just puke.
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Hey drunkards!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSm4Y7Ry70M |
being stoneddoesn't count....does it.....
anyway. stayin' home playin' video games. again... |
1/2 price wine bottle night at the local watering hole.
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what we should do is make an album by a made up band that is nothing but hype and buzzwords, try to manufacture it completely, post shit on blogs about how great it is, write reviews, hype it up and make this backstory. Pretend only people "in the know" have heard it, see if we cant get people to pretend it exists when it doesn't.
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flyer bands?
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Standing Ovation for you Sonic Gail. Interesting idea Atsonicpark.
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I've been getting really wasted and sending reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllly amazingly embarrassing emails to a guy ive been building this wicked connection with... god I hope I dont fuck this one up.
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fuck, i wish i was getting really amazingly embarassing emails from a chick
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I gotta pIss
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My dealer's birthday party at a skating rink, First timeon skates in awhile. Lots of Coors Light, lots of dro, HUGe thug fight at the end, NeoGeo Machine, Time Crisis II Machine, Fat Woman passing out, completely rejected hot girl trying to flirt with me... it felt good.
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fuuuckkkkkkk cheer me up
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Pussy :)
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im drunk
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me too. but fuck pussy man! it will only hurt you in the long run!
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