I don't know who this woman is, but she's ruining one of my favourite daytime programmes:

I quite liked him doing Blankety Blank. Then terminal twatness set in and that was the end of that.

What programme is that?

Through The Keyhole

Loose cavernous vaginas that should be filled with explosives

God. Is that still on? Does David Frost still present it? Actually, speaking of twats ...

fuck OFF.

You see this has already been brought up, and I can't deny that I really fancy the one on the far left.

Yes..and yes

Fuck off!!!!

She used to be Mrs Chris Evans. Another twat.

I never knew that. Chris Evans is a definite twat but that woman off Loose Women. I don't know what it is. She just gives me the horn a bit.

Frost is a total twat, but Through the Keyhole is utterly fantastic TV. Does Grossman still do the wandering about in other people's bedrooms bit?

No, the twat I posted a picture of does it. I just googled her and she seems to be a "glamour" model. She can barely string two words together.

That's bollocks. Grossman was a 'key' factor in the show. His unconsciously smug appraisal of darts players houses was classic.

Standards are slipping Pookie. The world is clearly fucked when Grossman gets replaced by a Sam Fox wannabe.

I've met them. He was very nice. She was a twat of the highest order.

The twat's twat this one.

Funny you say that, he strikes me as a really OK bloke. A bit simple, but OK. Would lend you a drill if you needed one. That kind of a fella.

She's just off the scale really.

have you really?
i would die.

She came to do a signing in the book shop I was working in. She dragged poor Peter along. Like dm666 said, he was a bit dim but very friendly. She was a nightmare, and very bad skin!

yeah he seems none too bright. he did marry her after all.

is she really as orange as she looks in person?

The thing with Jordan is that when she started out she was quite naturally attractive, but she just turned into a laughing stock after all the plastic surgery.

Peter Andre looks like my cousin Wayne, and is, if anything, a bit brighter.

She wasn't particularly orange then (2004).

hahahaha

Although she wouldn't have been nearly as well known now. She became well known for the balloon tits.

she looks about 20 times better there. save for that hideous makeup job

Yeah, that make up is shocking, I agree.

Damien Hirst. One Britain's best entertainers

not sure if this twat has been mentioned yet but if so then he's worthy of another go

derek acorah


and his horrible friend colin fry

Brilliant choices.

Which one is Iggy?

idk but they'd both make some rly nice leather handbags.

I bet they would be bloody expensive.

likely they would. i don't particularly care to tote iggy around with me though.

Hmmm, You could use his dick as the buckle.

I went to school with this twat. He was called Lee then. Twat.