More oblong, but the color is dead on. So I hear you're in NY for a bit ;)



I try to never let the conversation veer away from my penis for more than a few seconds.

hee hee

erm... hello :o

hi lucy.





ps-i'll be at atp too. so if you recognize me, come up and say hi/kiss me

HAI

yr next bag of Lay's is my treat

Can I kiss you if I ever see you too?

no tongue, but ok

I think she meant leis.

What the fuck do you mean no tongue? Don't be a prude bro.

sorry i can't spell.

but no you can't kiss dave, sorry.

i don't want your water-balloon peen going off in yr pants while i'm right there next to you.

tongue guarantees that it goes off

because you have first dibs, right :)

Let's just say he can't interpret properly. Are you cockblocking me and Dave because you want me all to yourself?


You're just worried about it going off in your hair.

no i'm just trying to save yr souls 'cuz jesus hates gays. duh.

Yeah but Jesus is just so cute when he's mad.

i love the internet so much

Uh oh, balloon-peen is dangerously close to bursting. Lucy, quick, give me your chest!

HRRRRGGGHHHHHH-AUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!! Yes....

Thank you, that's EXACTLY what I was looking for. You'll find that a pearl necklace has been added to your bounty.