i got busted being a loser-dork by the bot. he tried to get me to post my tits, for the record.

haha gg


i have

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=Eye%20Rape

girlgun - I see those sims. Hell yes. I keep getting phone calls saying one of my sims isn't going to live forever. ...He died a long time ago. ???

satanas - please eye rape me

And now you've reformed and you're making up for lost time?

what's the difference between a slut and a bitch?

my pants are happy.

A slut can be a good time?

Also, I'm getting in on this eye raping too. Thanks!

"a slut is a woman who will fuck any man. a bitch is a woman who will fuck any man but you."

it's not just the sims. it's the multitasking between sims and the sims forum (on her laptop).

it's proof of a theory of mine that everyone is just one videogame away from being a total dork.

ps: satan is spoooooooooky.

I love this.

I need to play Sims, I just can't make good familys like I used to.

<3333

In that case I will simply never view you as a bitch.

so what, you're calling me a slut then?

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Ok enough instigation.

i salute you, sir

I'm merely implying that our coitus is fated to be.

this is false

i don't know, he seems fairly determined

Lacking in subtlety though.