yeah, why?

Satan, are you wearing a slanket?

uhhhhhh no, it's a sweater

Oh, did the turtleneck just go limp with misuse?

no, it's not a turtleneck. that's how it goes.

I am clearly ignorant of sweaters.

i can tell. i'm an expert.

I am much better at knowing the parts below the sweater.

i own the parts below the sweater.

Are you the type to share your things? If so, playdate!

you know that snotty little bitch in the play group who won't share her toys?

I am tall, this guy's taller



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you got a backstage pass. you with t. moore > me with t moore.

how does it feel to be so cool?

.,

It's...cool.

this is you.

Joe Cool is whom everyone should aspire to be. He wears a shirt with his
name on it, fer Christ's sake.

yes, but yours are much more I'M GOING TO ATTACK YOU LOOK AT MY FUCKING HUGE AWESOME EYES

Yeah, you hated her too and did everything you could to be the opposite of her, right? Right?

"Appearance: The height is usually above average. Scorpio ascending makes for a stout body generally and a face which may seem 'stuffed' or 'puffy.' The eyes may be large and penetrating; they may be the outstanding facial feature. Hair typically is black, thick, coarse -- often curly. The nose may be seen as 'Roman.' Skin might be sallow and somewhat oily. The walk may be quick and 'bouncy.'"


i was that bitch.

I wouldn't be surprised if you could rape someone with your eyes, satanas.