it looks good with yr hair

but i like what yr doing with yr boobs

I was worried about the tits, they can sometimes look too big.

never!

I dunno, I'm between a C and a D. And for my tiny frame, it almost looks weird.

The shirt fairy of course!

I found an orange one too. Seriously, wtf.
I wish it would happen with money instead of shirts.

Don't look a gift shirt in the mouth
(I'm delirious from caffeine crash)

That douchebag fairy probably stole my favorite pair of socks and replaced them with this shirt.



...Just watch, someone is going to take that out of context.

Shut... YER MOUTH. I never want to hear (or see) that sentence again. I almost lost my boner in rage.

lolk, sorry. I won't do it again, I promise.

Thank you. My boner has returned full-force, and all is right in the world (assuming the world revolves around my boner.)

the pic is good but would be better if you bent over moar

How do you never manage to look ........ sober?

white trash galore!

(meant in the best way imaginable)

wtf

elaborate please.

I see you're rocking your church panty hose..

They're holy
and.. oh yeah, I have those glasses. which isn't sayin much. So did Tom Cruise



Don't know about you, but I get called Risky Business almost every time I wear those glasses to work. Although I would much prefer Bob Dylan, Blues Brother ect.

yeah i got it

HA HA

Hey Satan, who's the imposter on your shirt?