soreal surreal

A Black, a Jew, and a Gay Black Jew walk into a bar.

The Bartender says get the fuck out!

Haha! That's awesome slavo.
I have the same shirt btw.

partying

(fuck gmku)

=if britney spears was in awesome color?

greedrex your son is beautiful/adorable and you're quite handsome as well. and i like your shades.

yes .yes.and yes, they're new shades that fit my sight (if that makes sense, like conventional glasses), so i find myself wearing them even at midnight inside, looking like a douche that goes incognito in his own house. bah. so comfortable.

hahaha
prescription sunglasses you mean

+ notice the SY NYCGF shirt on pic 1.
+ notice the badass scar on my son's forehead. I reckon he'll keep it for life. Completely destroyed his forehead, falling right on a little edgy table. Was all bloody; mommy freaked out and nearly passed out, two stitches; i handled the situation like a REAL MAN.

/end of facebook style post

still lacking precision of vocab; kthx; that's it.
GOT THEM FOR FREE (ZERO EURO, NADA) with my new -badass - pair of glasses.

those fade fairly quickly.

my kid rode his bike into a parked car because his neurotic aunt told him "quick! look away from the scary man". the "scary man" was some nice old guy that drove my bleeding son home in the back of his truck. fucking Auntie Ho.

if the person doing the stitching knew what they were doing, you won't even notice it soon.


cute kid. looks really happy. happy in front of whatever the hell yr talking about.

doh
that was two MONTHS ago
+ he fell three times on the exact same spot during this summer.

I'm not worried sick about it. I just think it might be a shame for later; o well.

yes he's a happy funny - demanding - dude.

@ "a shame for later": no way man. his head's still growing. he'll be fine.

have you tried a crash helmet though?

we talked about it. We might if it happens too much.
i just can't figure him walking around the garden with a f###ing helmet on..
it's ok for the good ol' mountain bike, but i'd find it odd and i know for sure it will happen again the moment he takes it off and i'm not looking so why bother?
It's NOT like he's learning to walk , he's two and a half...

I don't get it

Why yes, I do still take myspace-esque pictures and maintain an angry face at the camera.

loves it.

thx bebe. <3
Can someone please explain how I have never seen that shirt in my life until it one day showed up on my bedroom floor?