pookie, why is it soooooooooooo boring?

Because you keep on posting boring shite, that's why. Now, fix me a drink, bitch!


Yours,

Pookie's assistant

*sends cyber drink*there you go. Thank me later.

Did you mean IT?

as in computers? ohh well, let me ask something else.

so, almost everyone i know left for holidays, so i have 3 days of school left, and without anyone in it, is it going to be boring as fuck and lonely? and another thing, what should i do on lunch? internet?

Dear Pookie,

I followed the advice you gave me in response to my previous letter, and went on a date to see Spiderman 3. Sadly, the film did not live up to my expectations- it seemed the hearsay and rumour was more compelling than the actual motion picture. But I got lucky that night also, so who's complaining?

I am writing to you with yet another conundrum. Should I go to see Bruce Willis' action packed Die Hard 4.0? My opinion, based on Bruce interviews I have seen on television and trailers on youtube, is that the film looks quite good. But then I think- do I expect too much? I loved the previous three films in the Die Hard series.. will this one spoil the love I have for the Die Hard franchise?

Dying hard to hear from you again,

Ambassador Wellington 'Fancy' Mbutu, Ivory Coast

Dear Pookie,

Should I go and see the third Shrek movie at the cinema, or should I wait for it to come out on DVD and watch it at home on my little television?

Best wishes,
Francois Du Dupont XIII


PS - Don't you dare even think of suggesting that I just look in the mirror and save myself some money.

hahahhaha

Dear Pookie,

Why is it that when I go to Google and I type in Sharapova, I get:
???

Truly,
Iask Myself.

Are you really expecting me to believe you didn't type in "Sharapova sucking a banana"?

Because this comes up when I put Sharapova:

 

Watch it on your TV, but sit very close to it in order to enjoy the cinema experience. And to add to the experience, get a loved one to sit behind you whispering and slurping through a straw.

Dear Pookie,

Why do people talk bollocks so frequently?


Anonymous

 

Dear Pookie,

Why is it, that I am bored even when I am tired? Always the same feeling, should I dance naked to feel a little excitement?

Sincerly,
Boring Harry.

I always feel a little excitement when I'm bored.

Potsie! I know that's really you.

And don't worry, it's hardly noticeable.

But if you're feeling self-conscious, just paint them red and pretend you're on your way to a football match, and you're wearing those big novelty foam hands.

dear pookie,

when will i die?

your as ever is, j.

Soonish.

Ha!^

Dear Pookie,

Why don't you call me Toto anymore?
You know how it makes me feel.

Pretty please,
_ _ _ _

It's always better to find a whole worm than half of one.

Cheers,
Pookie impersonator

Because I know how it makes you feel.

as death clock tells me.

The same reason that all good looking people are horrible.

I only ever use logic in a logical way.

so, dear pookie, is there really a thing such as a quality post?

may i ask what that is?

beautiful

A quality post.

or was it?

dear pookie,

why when one person yawns does it set of everyone else in the imediate area?

a very tired, jon boy.

It's not your yawn that sets them off. It's being in your company that does it.

Dear Pookie,

Why are you so nasty to Jon Boy?

Best wishes,
Jon Boy fan

see whatever i say now pookie will turn on its head and say 'thats why' etc.

You only hurt the ones you love.

What does that mean knob-face?

good looking people are horrible? what? what are you ...like really ugly or something?

hahahaha knob face. you cunt.

I saw pookie on tv once in the mid 1980s. truly hideous. a fine actor though.