Deserves a double-mention if he's been mentioned already. Too lazy to check.

Look at them.

This is like the Sistine Chapel of twattish painting. Where do I start with these two? Twats on canvas.

"THERE IS NO YOU THERE IS ONLY ME!" thanks for clarifying what a fucking
narcisstic whiny spoilt bitch you are Trent.

Look! Grandpa's got an adorable catchphrase, see how thousands of other aimless twats copy it and laugh in their little twat bellies! Look, Grandpa's on TV now, see how the twats project some ridiculous capitalist fantasies onto him and make twats of themselves to be the twat that gets to recieve the catchphrase from the twat because they are twats.

Hi, I'm a rich twat who gets paid to enact Britain's repressed fantasies of shame from its' schooldays live on TV in order to win money by regurgitating meaningless pop trivia whenever teacher tells them to because they are good twats who do what teacher says.

this twat shoots his "supporters" in the face, and fingerfucks Dubya with jesus scripture

Robbie Van Winkle - Straigh Outta Carrolton (Tx)


yeah, man. I laughed when I saw you cry about Suge. and by laughed, I mean, til I cried.

you will never touch my records again, TWAT.

and now, some clips of tonight's episode of inside the actor's studio, with guest rob zombie:

"i had a great band, you know? and then i was going to make the crow 3 on the side because i've always dreamed of directing but then, i woke up one day and remember i am a major twat, so i did what only twats can do: fired my whole band, started a shitass solo career where i can go even further on my ministry fetish, told the jerks from the crow 3 to fuck off because i was going to make my own trilogy of crappy texas chainsaw massacre ripoffs i will mention in every interview i do until i die and then go suck sharon osbourne's cock so i can stay famous. i reasserted my twatness"



"being a gifted guitarist and songwriter, having a bitching band and making great records are nothing, that's why now i act on all the extension of my twatness to sing horribly, play pisspoor wuss rock that gets played on the radio and...well, act on all the extention of my twatness around everyone"



"i'm a ripoff, hipster, fat fuck twat, no wonder critics love me!"


(the girl behind in the zombie pic is quite lovely).

and Carlton

I'm sure this twat must have featured by now. But just in case:

I don't know if somebody has posted a pic of those twats :

Love porn, hate Seymour butts. He's a twat.

After doing about 1 decent book which wasn't anything that anyone else with a mediocre literary talent and some drugs could have done I spent the rest of my life in pointless drugged hedonism until I shot myself due to how much I had destroyed myself with drugs but claimed it was some sort of righteous statement against bush. btw drugs!

 

in fact i'm such a twat i get another post due to the twatosity i radiate which draws other twats into the view of the camera

Beer, women, bad poetry...TWAT.

I think we're gonna soon get to the point were people are posting twats that are barely twatty at all just to be controversial and show they have some sort of amazingly low tolerant for bullshit then fights are gonna break out.

Why is Lennox Lewis a twat?

Good calls on Hunter S. and Johnny Depp.

has anyone posted this twat yet?

Yes. Always best to make sure though, I feel.

^Yeah, but only recently. That cunt (sorry, I meant twat) thought he'd escaped. As did this worthless skid-mark:



"Hey, if you all shout at once, I can't let everyone see just how much of a pointless twat I am."

a twat AND she can't cook.

Who's that?
I just happened to see this twat on TV today. Never seen hm before. He's a twat:

here's my entry about mr. twatby.

I'm wierdly obsessed with hating Anthony Robbins and his 'Get the Edge' thing. He's always on the shopping channel here in the UK, trying to sell his personal development pack. Yeah, like I really want to shell out a hundred quid on a bunch of CDs telling me how I can be as big a twat as you. Twat!

FUCING HELL. I absolutely HATE that cunt. I always end up saying something back at the TV screen whenever I see him, usually to the effect of 'piss off you gay looking straight twat.'

The woman you asked about is Rikki Lake.

Here's another annoying American TV chatshow host that needs stabbing with a biro:


"Hi, my name's Leeza Gibbons. I'm possibly the blandest person in the modern world. Stick around for half an hour and I'll do my best to convince you that unless your skin is as perfect as mine, you'll never get that promotion/husband I just know you really want." Twat!

"i make cheap dumb philosophical pseudo poetry for boring housewives who consider me a sage, i'm just a millionaire twat making money off the dumb bitches"



"as spiritual as all the new age dumbfucks think i am, i'm so about the money that puff daddy once told me 'money isn't everything'" yuppie twat!

thought we'd forgotten about you, eh, ya twat?

Is that how she looks now?

Funnily enough I watched the very un-twattish fat Ricki Lake in Hairspray recently.

I used to make great comedy but instead of stopping I went into a pathetic decline of racism and celebrity obsessed shite that Ive turned into a endless parroted schtick for middle class white folks who jumped on the bandwagon too late

"we want to make you dance with annoying mindless shit music of which we make slightly edgy for mtv videos. big beat? more like big twats!"

Yeah she was OK in that, I agree. But a fully fledged member of Twat Camp now, I'm afraid.

Julia Roberts looking even more like a twat than usual.

you say everything's a racist action against the black man, why don't you defend your actual kind, the twat-americans or whatever the pc term is.

Another twofer:

Someone run Chris Moyles over, PLEASE.