oh, i have not left the house since... it’s gonna be 3 weeks now. i’m out of fresh eggs, meat, and milk, but have plenty to eat nevertheless. keep getting orders from costco and amazon and... who else. oh, walmart, taking forever.

BxB

Try Eastwood's Richard Jewell. Bill Maher last December: "Just what we need right now, a movie where the FBI is crooked, media is fake news and together they frame innocent people".

No idea why progressive Olivia Wilde agreed to be on that flick.

PxB. I'm gonna kick your ass.

Ironically, perhaps, my son and I will now play chess. Later.

No matter what Trump says Trump hasn't lasted two minutes watching gone with the wind

i sure hope so (on both counts)

how else will we learn?

Qd8-b6

@h8kurdt: “he who shall not be named” etc...

Well, the damn movie's racist as fuck, so it's pretty much up his alley.

Now, had he mentioned Citizen Kane...

Symbols: PxP. Actually, I'm fucking up. :)

Yeah, Gone With The Wind is a Donald film, even though it has some merits. Wow, Olivia de Havilland is still kicking. Damn she was hot in 1939.

you wanna take a mulligan?

if not, Qb6xb5

Nc3. I'm a covidiot.

you got a case of orange brain!

exorcism is required

Qxc5

Be3. I think I'm ok now.

Qc4?

New York Funeral Homes Struggle As Virus Deaths Surge

We closed up he front doors of our floral shop on Monday, March 16. We are still accepting phone-in and online orders. The only delivering we’re doing is to funeral homes. It’s our understanding local funeral homes have switched all services to graveside.

Ra4.

oh there you are
Bb4

Ng1-e2. You bitch.

I made a new thread for our chess. Because I know how deeply invested everyone else is in our game. I feel it.

whoa whoa with the unwarranted name calling now


fuck that. this is a great example of what to do during a pandemic.

some day we might be playing from underground caves to hide us from radiation and here you’re belittling this

ok lemme see what you did will get back to you im hungry now

im out of meat, eggs, milk, and dont wanna go to the supermarket where people stand in line all across the place without masks like a bunch of imbeciles

i need a place with curbside pickup but it's all out of whack.

a5-a7, then

i guess it's time to break out the lentils lololol

or something

eta i mean a7-a5, sorry. hungry! fuck...

a7-a5 huh? Ok, we'll play here until they start telling us to fuck off.

I castle. 0-0.

i will tell them to fuck off back. this is a part of corona life.

to eat we're making pookie's flatbreads here, but with a whole wheat/ rye flour blend. SCIENCE! did you ever meet pookie in this board? i don't think so. bookshop owner. good flatbread recipe.

anyway... b7-b5 now

Pookie? Hmmm....

God, you are a fucking boa constrictor. b3.

I think I fucked up.

ok but you gotta blend in some corona chat, you know?

pookie’s flatbreads i can post ya

Qc6

lemme look for it because it’s a short wait for fast bread

ps i broke down and am shopping around for a big tv

okay here is pookie’s flabreads but the brackets are mine

ORIGINAL RECIPE W/ NOTES
1 sachet dried yeast [2.25 tsp], 450g [500 works better] bread flour, 1 tbsp sugar, 1-1/2 teaspoon salt, 350ml [12 oz] hand hot water, 2 tbsp olive oil. Mix together, knead for 10 minutes, rest for 1 hour, punch down, divide into 6-8 pieces. Roll out as flat as you can and fry on yr griddle in OLIVE OIL for the tastiest flatbread.

oh also i discovered accidentally that a good dirty martini must have no vermouth

pookie posted the flatbread recipe along with a chicken shawarma business

the chicken seemed a bit complicated for my laziness so i fear i might not have saved it

Thankful America has yet to reach 10,000 deaths, but I’m sure this changes over the weekend:

7,065 American Deaths From Coronavirus.

A bit of encouragement that 12,044 have recovered.

Locally, my community celebrated its first COVID 19 hospital discharge.

Even Ray Charles saw that one coming. Nd4. Go ahead. Fuck me up.

"Teaching" my 11 year old is not going well.

but why did you do that?

let's start over man

i see beauregard has posted something please don't feed the trolls

part of survival in a radioactive cavern is to practice focus on the positive

I have to. Go ahead. Take the Knight with your Queen!!

i hope this is not a psychological mindfuck but ok...

qxc3 then

NOW YER FUCKED!!! Kidding.

Nxb5 pawn.

lmao

listen: i made some jambon-beurres with canned ham ha ha ha

and i need to leave for a party soon, also

"party" if you can call it that. more like chatroulette.

Qc6 now

Have fun at your coronaparty.

Qd3.

You are a piece up on me, but all is not lost. I think I have some possibilities in a much more dynamic position than you. You may not realize it by this game, but I think I am a decent player. You are good at this, no?

Anyway, remember when the masks were deemed "unneccessary"? Seems we are going towards masks now. But I'm just going to stay away from people. 2 meters? Fuck that. How about 5?

EVERYONE LEARN TO COOK DURING QUARANTINE!

where did chef go?

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/...le-description

This is an interesting one. It sort of reminds me of Sharpiegate, in that the official description of the stockpile was changed to make Kushner be more correct.

Damn. I hope I’m just overthinking it. But yesterday my throat began to feel scratchy and Started to get a headache. It’s still sort of cold around here and I’m outside sort of a lot because of my dog....so Im hoping it’s nothing serious. As for my headache, I’m in front of a PC screen so much more now...:so I’m hoping it’s just a result of that....