but they are!

i meant detective munch, but the donut i suppose could be a visual pun of sorts

it is the apex of fuckin style

lemme know when youre gone, i can housesit ANY TIME provided i can bring my AIDS-infested cat (i.e. yours must go :P )

i fucking hate this neighborhood

fuck it, you know what, i'm moving. i could sell this place for sooooo much bank.

i should write some shit about the obliteration of comprehensibility and throw my instructor a law and order plot summary in my analysis of nocturne in blue and gold.

a noble loss of tuition aid.

holy fuck youre stoned. and not in a good way.

LET US HAVE THE PLACE

there was a little bookstore i loved around the corner from there. they specialized in theatre/plays and film to a lesser extent.

ah you spoiled brat ha ha ha ha

this neigborhood is the antithesis of everything i believe

i'm selling it, quitting my job, and movin back to the hood where there are real people

you're on to something there. pepper if with some choice detective mynch quotes and you'll be the subcomandante marcos of academia

e.g.


Detective Monique Jefferies: Doesn't sound like there's much doubt on the C.O.D.
Detective John Munch: Do you think that you're conclusional pole vaults are personality or gender-driven?
Detective Monique Jefferies: I don't know, John. What about deductively logical?
Detective John Munch: Oh really? I had what looked like a stabbing once in Baltimore, it turns out some guy was getting divorced and drank drain cleaner and his soon-to-be-unmarried widow discovered him dead-no alimony. She stabbed him 15 times out of pique.

Move to Portland instead. Pls.?

there are no real people anywhere in williamsburg. those stinky hipsters will be moving to your neighborhood in a decade when the full trust fund is accessible. where you gonna go, the bronx?

but yeah ok yr hood is real boogie ha ha ha. belief or disbelief or personal creed or not, i'd have some great times in a place like that though.

fucking up & down broadway-- it's like-- perfection.

im new york deprived-- can you tell?

i said THE HOOD, dude
meaning back on the east side wayyyy downtown

williamsburg my ass

ha ha ha haaaaaa

dammit i just need a place to write my novel. let me have it for a month.

no dice dude, i'm looking at apartments right now

canalla, i was going to pretend to be paul auster and walk around new york playing language detective

my dreams are dashed now-- thanks!

I KNOW!


trust me

but IT AIN'T FREE

housesitting was. :fuckyou:

ha ha ha-- no i didn't mean that.

$1500 for 9 nights in april 2010-- ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

i can get a whole sublet for that.

anyway, i gotta go taste the chili. so i can heal my deep emotional wounds.

suit yourself.

haha, lily you rly live at 72nd and broadway? right by the urban outfit? i walked right by there, twice.

lol.

there's like... a bunch of lawyers and doctors, and old people in that hood...

i think i'd like to live in the lower east or chelsea [maybe greenwich].

mmmmm, it was DELICIOUS. i fucking rule.

check this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuEpBEPTxUU

no, very near there though

this neighborhood blows

i found my apartment.