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Rob Instigator 02.26.2008 01:42 PM

i never washed my crotch after blasting porkmarras' mom last night. i carry her cunt odour with me for all time...

m1rr0r dash 02.26.2008 01:45 PM

so porkmarras smells cunty also? having come out from there himself?

Rob Instigator 02.26.2008 01:47 PM

nahh, porky is a very clean and tidy gay.

m1rr0r dash 02.26.2008 01:49 PM

:cool::cool::cool: post # 2^8

so if you were clean and tidy gay, yr cock wouldn't smell like porky's mom's cunt.

Rob Instigator 02.26.2008 01:53 PM

like I said, I purposefully did not wash my crotchal regions after servicing mrs sarramkrop

m1rr0r dash 02.26.2008 01:56 PM

...ah.... you left out the purposeful part. i thought it might have just been negligence.



congrats on yr porky mommy cunty cock.

girlgun 02.26.2008 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
In my mouth, I can still taste your hairy little surullito.

At first, I was scared that the rumors about men from the Puerto Rico were true. However, my sweet asopao de gandules, you proved an easy fit.

Would you care to join my new black friend and I for an after dinner treat?

Our love cries will ring church bells.



whoa.

Rob Instigator 02.26.2008 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
In my mouth, I can still taste your hairy little surullito.

At first, I was scared that the rumors about men from the Puerto Rico were true. However, my sweet asopao de gandules, you proved an easy fit.

Would you care to join my new black friend and I for an after dinner treat?

Our love cries will ring church bells.


hahahahhaahhah! surullito!


Hilarious!

Rob Instigator 02.26.2008 02:47 PM

this is like that soundgarden song "full on kevin's mom"

✌➬ 02.26.2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
Do not post the whoa to me, strega.

Leave the hairy man to me and keep the evil eyes away.


Floatingslowly?

!@#$%! 02.26.2008 02:49 PM

whoever wrote "asopao de gandules" either knows something about the caribbean or is a good googler.

Rob Instigator 02.26.2008 02:52 PM

I made some habichuelas yesterday ad rice and some chuletas for me and the lady. fucking delicious. I am gonna make garbanzos guisados tonite! maybe some tostones!

!@#$%! 02.26.2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
I would not sleep with the Floating Slowly.

Not enough hairy and too much in the....(how do you say "man parts") for me to handle.


not even after he WON THE OSCAR FOR CHEESIEST TUNE?

girlgun 02.26.2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
Do not post the whoa to me, strega.

Leave the hairy man to me and keep the evil eyes away.



damn. i'm a little jealous, rob.

floatingslowly 02.26.2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
I would not sleep with the Floating Slowly.


there is no space in "floatingslowly". :rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom
too much in the....(how do you say "man parts") for me to handle.


girlgun?

✌➬ 02.26.2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
there is no space in "floatingslowly". :rolleyes:



girlgun?


girlgun?

girlgun 02.26.2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
there is no space in "floatingslowly". :rolleyes:



girlgun?


no.

floatingslowly 02.26.2008 03:01 PM

girlgun?

girlgun 02.26.2008 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
girlgun?


yes?

floatingslowly 02.26.2008 03:04 PM

why are you doing this to me?


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