Couldn't decide which one would be most offensive.

I'm sure you'll dreams will be realized soon enough. How's the senior assisted living center?

Well, you did leave "old" in there.

i love you too. look at what you've started.

Being disabled is ok if it comes from some kind of accident, like from being bitten by a shark. If it's from an illness though, or just old age, forget about it. Crap.

You're more likely to get there before me, and I'm not even telling you what prompted me to think why.

ahahaahahhahahaha

you want me to get you a donut to sit on hayden?

I tend to do things like that. I may have posted this before but I don't partiularly care.

Peekshures:

Stunnin'


Halloween as a redneck. The bitch with the bible is dressed as a christian.


Me and my lady Kristen with some random creepers.


Me and Miss Deux as children

I'm good. I'm sure porky takes far more random fallice-shaped objects to his rectum than I do.

It's only going to straighten his posture.

I still say this pic is too good for this world.

Judging by my track record, I'm sure I won't live long enough to get to one of those places, thank heavens.

Yep, that picture is really great.

More gay on straight love

you can tell who the gay one one is because of the fingers.

her mouth is really small. is she deformed? it doesn't look like that in the other pics.

She has Tiny Mouth Syndrome, or TMS. It's quite a problem. She can only eat liquids and foods smaller than grapes.

It must be because in order to go down on a gay you need to get a mouth the size of a squirrel.

It must be because in order to go down on a gay you need to get a mouth the size of a squirrel.