"jay-z hasn't said 'twat' in a song yet so we don't really talk about ourselves in our songs; but we do say 'juggalo' a lot, we sing about our fans. how many twats can spawn a whole army of moron twats?"





"twats come in so many forms and styles...some twats dress up and put make up on to make a pretentious point, other twats like to spend a lot of cash in fancy ways to demonstrate they are twats, like music videos, for example; other twats like other people's cultures and steal them to let everyone know what a twat you are, while others just let their twatness show by using one of those headset microphones...i am all those twats"

No, I've not. I heard a couple of his choons on MTV2 and just took an instant dislike to the little fucker. You know how it is.

I've only ever seen pictures of Michael Buble - he's a twat. Russell Watson, that bird that was on telly this morning, that Welsh bird doing a crapper version of Amy Winehouse and that 'cockney' lass doing a shit version of Lily Allen - they're all twats, based on a very similar basis.

"Wave to the people, for they are the ones that buy all my records. You see, my little child, these people still believe i'm something of an eccentric talent, when in fact I'm little more than an ambitious bandwagon jumper who struck it lucky with her first album, thanks largely to the production skills of Nellee Hooper. They must never know that I'll never do anything halfway as decent as 'Venus as a Boy' again, otherwise they'll give up on me altogether and just buy Sigur Ros albums instead." Twat.

already noted the björk.

she deserves to be called out a twat again, though, so well done.

I'm going to have to counter the Bjork-bashing with a bit of:



"We're so FUCKING modern that we did ONE half-alright song A MILLION YEARS AGO and ABSOLUTELY NO-ONE has ever pointed out that we are, in fact, UTTERLY shit". That's right, y'twats!



And Steve 'ugliest man alive' Lamacq is a twat and all.

A sound basis for judgement. I'm very rarely let down using it. I mean if you never heard a record made by Fred Durst and just saw a picture of him, you'd just know that he wasn't worth the effort. I know that The Kooks are atrocious and, needless to say, I've never heard a note of their music. You're right about Kate Nash, that shit bird doing the Lily Allen impressions. I heard some of her stuff and it really is exactly how you describe it. See? I even knew who you were talking about just by your description.

The only time I was let down by that was with the MC5 who looked like a half decent outfit but ended up sounding like a pub band.

TWAT!

Kate Nash, that's the twat. She's just a twat really, isn't she? See, with the Kooks, I know full well that they're shit, but I can't remember if I've ever actually heard them. The lead singer from the Bluetones, he was a twat wasn't he? Someone posted Alan McGee earlier which reminded me of that guy that used to edit the NME. What a twat he looked.

Two for the price of one:

"by the power of peter sütcliffe, i summon the strenght of ten twats!!"
"not now phil! someone just said that we're twats at the susan lawly message board!"
"william, you know we are playing a show, right?"
"the fuck with them! it's the fucktards that don't post on how brilliant i am every minute of the day that worry me...another thread!! sotos might be behind all of this!"
"the fiend!!! register another fake account for me too, it's time to strike back!"

"Hi! Jo Wiley here. I champion indie bands on the radio. White boys fancy me but they don't realise that up close I look a bit like a Terrahawk. I am also the last person on earth that thinks Glastonbury is still worth going to. In short, I'm a twat. And an ugly one at that."

If anyone mentions Lauren Laverne I'll skin them alive.

Edit: because I love her, not because she's a twat. Obviously.

"bluesmen could never play a double guitar like twats do".

Sorry Glice but she makes The Culture Show even worse than it already is.

Yeah, you look surprised because my fist is heading for your face

Wrong.

dsdvsd

Yeah, exactly. That Bluetones bloke just had an unavoidable twattishness that was never not gonna influence his music. It's like if you walk down the street and you see someone that looks like Badly Drawn Boy. you just think 'twat', and you're right. With women it's a bit more difficult because I might fancy them even though they're clearly a twat (Lily allen, for example.) That's when things get a bit more difficult. She's still a twat, but I won't just dismiss her the way I would, say, Soundgarden.

She once said that the protagonist in Dostoyevsky's 'The Idiot' kills his landlady. I haven't read either 'The Idiot' or 'Crime and Punishment' but I know that's wrong. Idiot. And that was on The Culture Show for god's sake, fucking idiot editors.

Not knowing Dostoyesky does not a twat make.

Glice is 100% right about Lauren Laverne by the way. I'd go so far as to say that I'd marry her if she'd let me.

It was the Culture show! She shouldn't be on it, she's knows nothing! And she's annoying. Just because you fancy her.

"we can't start being twats until the guys who really sing are in position...they just arrived, finally! now we're twats".

This guy seriously is THE biggest twat in the world.

Coco Rosie


What's wrong with you two? Are you slightly surprised that you've been awarded the ''strangled cat-voice twat award''? Carry on doing your sister's hair. By the way, you're both twats.

The Hoobs

You know, every morning I wake up to the sound of your twattish ''dooo bee do bee dooooo!'' in my ears because I left the tv on the previous night and we both come back to life at the same time. I never said this to you guys, but you are bunch of adventurous, irritating twats. Twats.

haha.

I love him but he looks like a such a twat in that picture.

Consider your balls officially flayed-in-waiting. Wrong!

I would go so far as to say that knowing Dostoyevsky does make a twat. How many faux-intellectuals have you met that want to talk about Dostoyevsky in an exceptionally twatty fashion? It's the true marker of the twat. With honourable exception for Mr 2600, perhaps.



I don't have a problem with Zippy or Bungle - Zippy's just a harmless gobshite, Bungle a loveable bear - but George is such a self-hating queer. Just look at his twatty body language. Twat!

Ha ha haaaa! The best one so far. Isn't that William doing some live writing on his blog about the "bearded hippy sandal-wearers" on the SY Gossip baord?

It's almost like they're having a ''twat stares at another twat'' competition.

yeah whatever :fuckyou::D

"what do you mean, late for the midwestern emo explosion? we're completely original twats!"




"if paganini wrote twats instead of caprices, i'd be all of them"




"because you not only need to look at me to know i'm a twat, you also need to hear the remixes"




"we looked for the most twatish elements in rock from the last 20-some years to create the ultimate twat band".

ahh yes, they are using one of their cuntish songs, the same song, to advertise a shiton of crap whenever the simpsons are on and i have to listen to their twatish pseudo portishead-on-laxatives with bad and weird for the sake of being bad and weird vocals whenever i watch tv.


very probably, he would have fired back right about now, though...perhaps it's the fact that he can't ban us here that is making him hesitate.

but he's manning both laptops so one is definitely at the susan lawly board.

(glad you enjoyed it, i had fun yesterday afternoon coming up with all that crap).

I HATE THIS FUCKER SO MUCH>

I HAVE HATED HIM FOR SOOOO LONG

TWAT!!!

Yes Van, I understand that there's a lot of pain in your songs and everything, that still doesn't give you the right to act like such a morose, smug and intense twat. Sorry, but you too are a twat.