haha.. i don't remember writing that, nor do i know what happens if you dial that number...

I'd struggle to focus, if y'all weren't talking turd.

I'd been drinking with yanks. Best people in the world, Christians, I tell you.

almost there
nowhere to go

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128k

I have a vodka bottle in my trunk and juice.

UhhhhhhhhhhhhhWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~~~

Even more wasted than last night.

I'M SO UnWASTED YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES FOR BEING SO COOL YOU ARE FUCKED UP

HOLY SFUCKIN SHIT MAN oh my godwwgoawwwwd



yes.

hello

"It is also recommended, as with most sakes, to consume the entire bottle once opened as it begins to oxidize, altering its flavor."

THE FUCKING FLAVOR!

Lowa The Fi Bro

Consider the fi lowered.

good, because yot gotsta just lower the fi, ya feel me.

it is a muthafucking beverage that is refreshing

If by any means you mean that I should mean to lower the amount that I am drinking, fuck off.

no no bro.

this is not your liver talking.

i would however request that the fi be lowered.

as long as your party is cogent of my inference re. the lowering of the fi.

then be what may be.

That the quality be lowered? Sorry, my slang is a dang shame. I'm all Cali-talk.

it was just an abstract thing

dont try to worry your sake soaked brain over it.

Fo sho, what are you up to? Computer night? You have a drink?

no its 9am here

i just woke up

its VERY VERY hot today, supposed to be one of those hottest days of the ever we have every ever. not often because this is a cold wet place.

no drinkin here. done too much of that recently.

i just woke up and have another day to waste.

Oh, yes, sorry, forgot time difference. It's 1am here.

Well, enjoy the Sun. It got a bit tired over the waste of its light over middle America. It held out for the West Coast but got the typical routine. Do you work?

We ballin catch me father please

cause I'm fallin, in the liquor store

Pass the Hennessy I hear ya callin

Can I get some more?

(actually I had a pint to the head, I do believe I had enough)

i am piss drunkj, it s like 6 am
everyone elses passed out. last bitch standing

those are not as fun as they sound ;)

I want some fucking wine but I feel it's too hot outside to drink it. Maybe just beers. Suggest me a beer.

I always break the rules and post when I'm half way there. Drinking wine and listening to my two year old sing along with Joan Jett's version of "I Wanna Be Your Dog" (which is actually my favorite non-Iggy version, except for maybe the Derelicts back in the day in Seattle, but they did a much better version of "My Dad's A Fucking Alcoholic". Anyway, Lennon nailed the version, so when I send him to pre-school, it's going to be interesting...

Wasted. Can't focus. Feel all warmy and spacey and tingly. Watching Fast Times. Missing the girl.

Woop fucking wooP!!!

burrrmeeeeesse kush

Cracked Actor!

dam do you folks ever sleep?

ha ha ha

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=39873

I'm having to close one eye just so i don't get double vision when trying to read this

NOT BADASS - DUMDASSS


FUCKING SCUMBAGGED
FUCKING BALLRAGGED
FUCKIN ROTE AFF
FUCKING POLLAXXED
FUCKIN SPANP HAMMERED
FUCKING WASTED
FUCKING TRASHED
FUCKING WRECKED
FUCKING HALF CCUT
FUCKING HALF FULL
FUCKING STONE BLOAT
FUCKING BLOCKED
FUCKING STEAM BOAT
FUCKING BANJAXXED
FUCKIN BALLIXED
FUCKIN STEAMIN'
FUCKIN BOMBED
FUCKIN GUT BUSTIN
FUCKIN DRUNK AS FUCK
FUCKIN SPANNERED
FUCKIN SPANGLED
FUCKIN T-REXXED
FUCKIN DESTROYED
FUCKIN WOBBLY
FUCKIN BLOCKTOED
FUCKING SPLINTERED

ENJOY THESE IRISH SLANG TERSM FIOR BEING DRUN


k



arf

SARSDFASD

baudelaire was right.

oh fuck


arg.


im an idiot

i wish i was respectable and worked in a suit shop.

arg. i hate this. you wake up and you dont wanna remember.

then you do and you are like NOOOOOOOO

oh well. i talked crap as usual. that was the worst of it.

now - recovery which means bed and watching crap like question time and hignfy in order to regain some composure and not feel like such a scumbag