a man keeps his women in check. i do just that. i just complain about it sometimes

I would only crave a woman who couldn't be checked.

then again, I'm into equal levels of respect and would never try.

I have no idea who that guy is, but I wouldn't mind his jacket.

oh fuck I said that I'd order shoes tonite.

thanks for reminding me.

oh snap, I've been pussy'd once and bro'd TWICE now.

:(

yous guys are gonna make me cry.


I can't fucking buy shoes. my eyes gravitate toward the $$$$

foul sir, I am not YR puppy.

you don't know me very well, do you?

right now, my hands are covered in lotion.

would you like to smell them?

this, my easily led and smell-offering friend, is where we differ and where you learn more about me.

I will NEVER smell anything when offered. it's a deal-breaker, really.


no, I will not.


I don't mean to cockblock your wanking, but the point had to be made. :(

syg is getting so queer.

for the record, the lotion was applied to wife's feet.

I just knew that sick fuck would fall for it.

YOU SICK FUCK.

guys.. Give foot rubs...? :confused: whut?

^^^ I have no idea who the hell that is.
really?

DO YOU KNOW ME?

lol lol. Its not at you. I've been dating han solo for four years and have had 2 back massages in this time. I'm not sure he knows where my feet are.:confused: (aside from when they are involved in other less relaxing times)

I don't know who he is either, but i think you should start posting his picture after every post floating makes. The second one made me lol. Thats what i would do anyway.

I'd like to think my quality is evenly distributed.

my attempts at modesty here might fail me. I'm going to go with a *grimace* and a *nod*.

I have no idea who the hell that guy is.

i think that's mark ruffalo :confused: