It's less of my lawn but the lawn. The fact that most of them had awesome dogs with them gained my grudging acceptance. Including this giant greyish pug that lumbered side to side adorably rather than skipping along like a normal wee pooch.

why the fuck didnt you shotgun each one of the cunts and piss out their fucking flame?

If I could make a convincing story about molten crimson gloryholes splattered about their dumb buckshot-lit faces I would have, but what I do have, is a bitch of a computer that wont play music. Fuck.

By the way, I see you're back from being hijacked by some sort of capslock bandit.

YOU WANT TO MARCH TO MARS BRO? YOU WANT JUSTICE IN THE SHAPE OF A CDROM? STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND KNEEL DOWN IN PRAYER. JUSTICE IS HERE. IT'S CALLED - BELIEF http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXkjz...ayer_embedded#

Have you fallen off the wagon?

no, i have no need of wagons now, unless they are taking me towards laibach cdroms. i have no need of other music anymore, i will only listen to laibach from now until i die. i have found the answer and am at peace. no more pain. only laibach.

leibach is a worm, right ? A big, segmented glow worm. No ?

no. laibach is might, and laibach is right. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zGcq...eature=related

prophecy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4D7L...eature=related

I think I have some old Laibach on vinyl.

were they on Nettwork and did they cover Warm Leatherette?

bed time

New Order's 1963 was just playin on the radio.

okc went from no radio, to the best on the planet.

thank you, Ferris. the debt I owe you spans two decades.

The best game of Risk I have ever played...

^ 3 empires were left.....Yellow(me), Green, and Gray.

Iamaliveseeyousometimeinthefuture.

So there was an earthquake at like 4 am or something I didn't feel shit. I'm quite dissapointed

that game of risk sucked.

i dislike eating in public.

Stealin' bandwidth from an unprotected wireless connection in grandma's neighborhood. Feels good.

my minions have developed a game called "are you calling me fat?!?"

the rules are as follows: everytime a man speaks to them, they reply (angrily) "are you calling me fat?!?"

anguish / stuttering ensues.

women are diabolical creations IMO.

a pervert was arrested today. the following items were found in his pockets:

I MUST HAVE that lizard.