has anyone ever taken a shit and then wondered, "how did all that fit in my body?"

all the time

blizzard 2.0 is on the way.

now with new and improved downed powerlines.

happy happy joy joy.

I'm so fucking stupid, it's unbelievable.
For the second time this semester i wrote down the wrong date for an exam. So I learned all week only to find out that fucking exam already took place yesterday.

I wonder that about my 7 year old son. He keeps clogging the toilet. It is vile. What the hell does that kid eat at school?

^old simpsons ftw.

I'm so screwed.

the next 8 hours will be spent in a voodoo trance.

perhaps magic can yet still prevent the coming ICEPOCALYPSE.

back the fucking stone age, baby.

1 more fucking degree.

I can do this!

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That has to be the hairiest human being I have ever seen. I hope she's got some more euros cause she ain't done yet. Love the face on the kid ready to stuff the other...

you wouldnt care if i had to extract a tooth everyday if u didnt have to sit there.

that lady spent over $40,000 so far on plastic surgery.
I need to find a "before!"

yes, because thats going to be very, very entertaining.

I just watched the finale of the new Battlestar Galactica series and cried like a little bitch.

lol wtf? Why is Rocky in that pic? And Also trhe guy on the far right...

J.D. Salinger died yesterday.

WTF !? Phil Collins and Eric Stoltz from Mask ????!!!