Then why you scare your mouse man so?

Reminds me of that David Bowie song. Actually Iggy Pop, but Bowie covers it. China Girl... "She says... Oh, baby... Just you shut your mouse..."

Courtney Love?

Do you know that many then?

Where the hell am I?????

Hahahahhahaha

Enough. Not in the Biblical sense, if that's what your insinuating. God, you've got a filthy mind.

Plus I raised two. They picked up plenty of the foul language my wife and I used on them.

I'm not sure I was doing but I wasn't scaring him. Although he is the biggest chicken shit ever.
Hahaha man, you can really see how big his balls are in that picture. That's a male rat for you.

[quote=gmku]Enough. Not in the Biblical sense, if that's what your insinuating. God, you've got a filthy mind.

quote]
Did i say anything?

Seriously? I didn't notice his balls. I guess I was paying attention to... other things in the picture. And Porkmarras, don't even...

But since he already did it, he is paranoid porky.

[quote=porkmarras]
You have a way of making me feel like a dirty old man.

Not everybody can do that, so I guess that makes you special.

Can we have that in english,please?

I think he means gmku is a paranoid version of porky. I'm not sure though.

[quote=gmku] haha

i salute you, sir.
thanks for everything that you have done.

Honestly...that means a lot. My parents are in Missouri City close to you in the Sugarland area. Never lived there though.:)

Blank Label, is that a mimeographed copy of Stars and Stripes you're reading? And where are you? Looks like sunny California in the background.

missouri city sucks
im in the memorial area
(about 3 miles west of the galleria)

but seriously, thanks.

how do you like armed forces?

The state, on the other hand, I can't recommend enough.

Yeah, right, hahahaha!!!

Well this thread has seemingly hit a low.

Deck the halls with muthafuckin holly.

I think we need to get back to rat's balls and teenaged girls, meself.

Since some prick entered it.

:) :) yes Andrew?

Evidently it's a good look, eh? I need to invest in more shiny jackets and aviator glasses. And hair gel.

:D I love the look on your face, so cute.

All I want for x-mas is gmku.

They are nice pictures and that was a compliment in my own twisted way.

Ha Ha....the background is Quantico, Va when I was training earlier this year...it was cold....the paperwork was a layout of my plan to set up a support by fire position while I moved 30 dudes across a battlefield while under fire....

That's my home you're laughing at.

Thanks. I have to let this idea go, though. I have to think of more poses for my "album poses" photography series.

Send some pics to me gmku.

Sorry. Take off the hahahaha, then, and it's just Yeah, right.

Uhhh.... Are you from Dateline?

Who knows.

I only came for the cookies. I swear.

Has your sugardaddy dumped you?

Sir you are on camera, (this is the part you start crying and saying how much you love your family)

Which is still sarcastic.

It's okay though. In two weeks or so, I'll be back in Missouri for good. We'll see who's laughing then. I'll let you know when you can start feeling jealous.