We just got satellite here and it comes on at 11pm M-F on Fine Living Network. I was so excited when I found it.

no way! i've had that channel forever. i miss digital cable and tivo incredibly.

Yes way! I just looked and it looks like it comes on at 2 am too.

I hate smug jerks that criticize you for taking time to do something that they themselves took even fucking longer to do because they enjoy reinventing themselves in their own smug imagination of having never spent the time. I don't want to be like that. Lord save me from pseudo-realistic, self-hating pessimism.

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ahh! please watch it for me and enjoy because i don't get that channel and it's driving me crazy! i'm starting to form long, possibly run-on sentences because of it!

The challenger actually beat the Iron Chef on the 11pm one, battle was Chinese Cabbage.

*Caution: lack of Iron Chef may cause damage to grammatical structure.

whoa. part of me feels so happy when the challenger wins. they seem to have taken that show so damn seriously, like how on ninja warrior the crowd will cry and lose their shit when someone falls, it seems like the challenger is doomed to a life of mediocrity after not making the right cabbage ice cream to please the soccer player and random restaurant critic up there.

Ninja Warrior is awesome! I've rediscovered it too. Actually, the past two nights the challenger has won. They must be showing all the defeat episodes this week.

haha, all six episodes. at the most.

ninja warrior is insane. my step brother has a friend planning to get into shape soon to start training. it looks so much fun. another one i like is unbeatable banzuke- today the contestants had to walk on their hands through a course full of steps and height changes. even the little buff ones fell over quickly.

you can't get mono in one day

well you could have it but you won't have symptoms for weeks probably

:resident doctor:

The people that win at Ninja Warrior are unbelievable. all that spider walk stuff and warped wall.

the warped wall looks like so much fun. i hope in my next life i can be a buff asian man so i can win ninja warrior.

Haha, reincarnate as a 5'4" Japanese fisherman that kicks ass at Ninja Warrior. Doesn't sound too bad...

ninja warrior is the shit

then when i win, the commentors will go "it isn't back to the pond for this ultimate champion of glory!" or whatever the translators stick on there. the translations of the japanese is the second best part of the show.

One of the best is the Christmas episode (Battle:Turkey) of Iron Chef. The translations of American Christmas traditions are hysterical. Santa Claus is "annual gift man"

When I woke up this morning, my skin was blue. I began to panic because I thought my limbs were about to drop off. But they were blue because I had new blue sheets on my bed and they'd rubbed onto my skin.

haha, that's funny

did you wash your sheets after you took them out of the package? if not, take them off the bed and wash them in hot water with a cold rinse, chances are they'll fit the bed/pillows better and not turn you blue

:miss domestic:

It was way too fucking hot today. Over 97 degrees, I think. That's too fucking hot.

Damn, and I thought I was being a whore.

i want one.

So do I, but when could/would you wear it?

ehi, do you know what that thing is?

i want one.

i want one

not bad









i want six.

Is it not a dust mite?

facebook is fucking up.

what else is new.

I want...

i think its lice

almost :D

badass

you can have the first two, but please leave me the last one, thanks.

hey nice view:D

You can have her, but she'll be bald.

Nice head crab haah :D

it's ok, I'll have her wear the head crab hat.

Oh there you go!

deal.