hahahahaaa

Dr. Foster: Would you please tell your son to stop?
Ned's Dad: We can't do it, man! That's discipline! That's like
tellin' Gene Krupa not to go [starts banging on the desk]
"boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom
boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!"

Ned's Dad: We don't believe in rules, like, we gave them up when we
started livin' like freaky beatniks!
Dr. Foster: You don't believe in rules, yet you want to control Ned's
anger.
Ned's Mom: Yeah. You gotta help us, Doc. We've tried nothin' and
we're all out of ideas.

are you guys kidding me?

i fucking am mcaunaughey in that movie, and i don't get rep for it. all i fucking do is post about models or girls under 18. fuck.

lunch break yesterday: i kinda considered jumping on a bus and seeing how far i could get on like half of what was in my wallet. then i was like, that's a stupid idea. then i was like, no, that's a really fuckin' stupid idea, because realised those busses probably only go downtown. which would not get me the fuck out of lansing.

laaaaaaaaaaaame.

@Derek

where is that picture where Mickey mouse's face is melting

I HATE my phone

rage

I'm huuuuuuuuuungry

I kind of am...but I'm been om nomming cookies between drinks.

I want some motherfucking cookies. GIVE ME COOKIES

There my cookies goddamit, make your own your fucking cooke monster tyou.

asshole. I gave you cookies and this is how you repay me! :(

I'm sorry. I'll send you my love down the well.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/33851/the-...nding-our-love

thx krusty.

hey hey hey

waht''' that's fat albert. fuck. it

I lol'd.

oh no not a quarter