If Billy Mays were still alive, I'd want him to record a cover version of the entirity of the Wu-Tang Clan's 1at LP.

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OH GOD the thought of billy mays going WU TANG CLAN AINT NUTTIN TA FUK WIT is priceless

Satan - From some health site: "Snorting of cocaine can lead to perforation of the septum, and rubbing cocaine into the gums can cause gum disease and cavities"

tc - OXYCLEAN AIN'T NUTTIN TA FUCK WIT'!

^^^I saw it, and...meh. Had another swig of beer.

yep!
better>>

no i meant an AUDIO signature. everyone their own sound. anyway, good screams.


blow-- that stuff is shit. why o why all over again? is it that job? waitingperson's occupational hazard?

take care of your ass yo. for what i've seen, it's quite valuable.



these guys (you'll remember them i'm sure) agree:



but seriously-- wtf? ayayay...

HAHA i was thinking about that painting the other day. what a trip.


yeah its a bit of an occupational hazard. colombians in the kitchen and whatnot.

Damn. I'm out of wine.

slippery when wet

if you make yrself a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, and a glass of milk, and take it into the bathroom, and start shitting, and dip the pb&j in the milk and then take a big bite, you got mushy going in yr mouth and mushy coming out yr asshole. slippery when wet! *faarrrttt*

been there, done that, what else is new?

i was back in santy fey last month and it's still on sale in that gallery.



but for fucks sakes avoid that shit or even the job if you must-- you know how that usually ends

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alright, i hope those weren't your gums

on that "okay" note, a funny story-- i'm not

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