Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Dear Pookie,

When wearing pink stilettos, and all you have a red dress, what must one to to have a matching combination?

Drag in a Drama.

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Dear Pookie,

Chelsea or Man Utd?

Originally Posted by Hickmund Benitez

Dear Pookie,

here at your fan club we wonder if you'd kindly send an autographed postcard to each member of the club to commemorate your 5000th post.

Hickmund Benitez
Pookie's fan club CEO.

Originally Posted by Mr. X

Dear Pookie

shgkvdbljbeshbkiajshshish bajalskns ohguehshavabe nwhy owkwung nalsikds disaujn???

Sincerly yours, Mr. X

Originally Posted by Pookie

Certainly. Just let me have your address and I'll get one done.

Originally Posted by Pookie

Ha, you can't fool me with your hidden messages!

Originally Posted by Hickmund & co.

Dear pookie,

the amount of members reaches the whopping total of 2 and a half.
Me, my siamese brother Aesophustersen and our dog Senfter.
We're waiting to raise enough money to open an online site for the fans from all over the world. It would be a wise choice to send the postcards before the site is up, so you won't have to pay for thousands and thousands of postcards. Regarding our address, we unanimously decided that you should send an autographed postcard with the url of your 5000th post written on the back to a random address of your choice, this would help spreading the word worldwide.
Thanks for your kind words, forever faitful

Hickmund & Aesophustersen Benitez.

p.s. Senfter barks cordially.

Originally Posted by cuetzpalin

:) ;)

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Pookie,

I've been chatting to some friends who normally have common sense that seems to goe amiss whenever they see a guy who's an idiot but looks like a shag opportunity. They even do the sort of i'm ashamed thing, which doesn't help my estimation of them. Are they mates or just glorified aquantancies?

Yours

Sarramkrop

London

Originally Posted by RdTv

Dear Pookie,

I have a problem. I actually think Julia Roberts is a good actress. My friends have threatened me with hospitalization time and time again, but my undying love for her thespianism will never die. I always hear people talk about her as if she was mediocre and unchanging in her roles. I think she is better than mortal but less than God.
Help me!

Sincerely,
Mary Jo Barjimanaugh
Firmington, Vermont

Originally Posted by nicfit

Any other members yet?

Dear pookie,

the amount of members reaches the whopping total of 2 and a half.
Me, my siamese brother Aesophustersen and our dog Senfter.
We're waiting to raise enough money to open an online site for the fans from all over the world. It would be a wise choice to send the postcards before the site is up, so you won't have to pay for thousands and thousands of postcards. Regarding our address, we unanimously decided that you should send an autographed postcard with the url of your 5000th post written on the back to a random address of your choice, this would help spreading the word worldwide.
Thanks for your kind words, forever faitful

Hickmund & Aesophustersen Benitez.

Breaking News! We just received a new membership request from a girl named Cuetzpalin!

p.s. Senfter barks cordially.

Originally Posted by Noof

dear pookie,

if i answer the phone and on other ear i still have music on headphone, can the person on the telephone line hear the music playing at the other end of my head?

thanks in advance.

noof.

Originally Posted by Pookie

I'll just say this to you:

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

Originally Posted by RdTv

cough-cough ah em!

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Dear Pookie:awksdbcskeehbcsdnwebncuidfnvisdnfvdfjgnfjgf jgh jejfdhe jnejnjnej apowh aaaa jsndisuhfiurhu heuuhuh uhkuNiua!!!! oihuh@#$%%% ouhffrurhrhruhurh mr x.

Originally Posted by _slavo_

Dear Hickmund,

enclosed please find my application for the worldwide Pookie-lovers club membership. Is the donation mandatory?

In the light of future cooperation,

dr. Alfonz Vrtinoha
Business unit director
Eastern European Pookie Admiration league, n.g.o.

Originally Posted by Sal

Dear Pookie,

Your Auntie Mildred asked me to say hello to you. Why can't she say hello to you herself?

All the best,
Cousin Sal

Originally Posted by Pookie

I was doing you the favour of ignoring that question.

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Dear Pookie:awksdbacskeehbcsdnwoebncuidfnvisdnfvdfjgnfjgfjgh jejfdhe jnejnjnej apowh aaata jsndisuhfiurhu heuuhuh uhkuNiua!!!! oihuh@#$%%% ouhffrurhrhruhurh mr x.

Originally Posted by Pookie

No, but it is compulsory.

Originally Posted by Hickmund & Aesophustersen Benitez

Dear dr. Alfonz Vrtinoha,
we're pleased to accept your request.
From now on you'll be a proud lifetime member of Pookie's WWF (world wide fanclub).
PM me on further instructions, and if you'd like to become a member of our street team we will send you posters and stickers to promote our association in your town. We will... someday. The problem is, till now we raised a grand total of 3 aus dollars and a beer can, so we don't have enough money to print stickers and other promotional items yet. I (Hickmund) think we could sell the can on ebay claiming it was "used" by Pookie himself. Starting bet should be around 200 USD, If all goes according to plan we should raise 10.000 USD by the end of the auction. I'll drink it right now and then I'll set up a fake ebay account to post the auction.

H&A
Pookie's WWF CEOs

p.s. a huge "thank you" to Pookie for giving us permit to post public announcements on here. We promise we won't abuse of this possibility and won't hijack your column.
p.p.s. we are aware of the crime we commit and the risks involved in posting a fake auction on ebay, but this is all for a Greater Good, let's keep our fingers crossed!

Originally Posted by Pookie

It's a fine line between love and hate.:(

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Dear Pookie

Does blue cheese really contain natural amphetamines?

Yours teethgrindingly

MellySingsDoom

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Dear pookie,

Pm me.

Originally Posted by nokako

dear pookie,

i like the words "dugo", "curu" and "nikako". i can fathom the root of "depresiji". but about the other 3 words-- what do they mean? they look like they have an extraordinary sound-- like a made-up language. "nikako" especially. can you enlighten me?

yours,

-nokako

(ps-- you wouldn't happen to have any advice to deal with writer's block after one has blown a deadline, would you?)

Originally Posted by Pookie

1) Dugo, pronounced to rhyme with "few go". Earliest use in The Two Gentlemen of Verona:

"Thou art a dugo to fond desire."

ie Thou art a [fag-hag] to [foolish] desire.

Dugo = fag-hag.

2) Curu, pronounced to rhyme with chew roe, which coincidentally is also what it means.

3) Nikako, pronounced to rhyme with nikako. The uncomfortable feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realise you've left your work too late and will inevitably miss your deadline.

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

dear pookie,

i like the words "dugo", "curu" and "nikako". i can fathom the root of "depresiji". but about the other 3 words-- what do they mean? they look like they have an extraordinary sound-- like a made-up language. "nikako" especially. can you enlighten me?

yours,

-nokako

(ps-- you wouldn't happen to have any advice to deal with writer's block after one has blown a deadline, would you?)