Ah, thanks, sweetie. Have just uploaded a shedload of older pics (been meaning to do that for a long time). Here's me at the actual trek:



Melly in lunchtime action..."'Ere love, you want one of these 'ere Burger Rings?"

^^^ Who be that smart-looking mouse, nicfit?

Basil , The Great Mouse Detective.
your pic reminded me of him, dunno why.
wow^^^ italics rules.

Cool - it must be the big Melly nose that does it:)

I was only trying to take an arty pic of myself. Probably shouldna done it after all them beers and joints....

You can see my eyes though which people seem to like but I still think this is a crap picture.

^ that's not unflattering
you have a nice mouth

and very nice looking skin, i might add.

I agree with cantanky.

Thanks to both of you >.< I guess I just hate my hair in that picture... I had something weird going on there XD.
But thank you : )

The most "unflattering" picture I have on my computer in my opinion.

Please you look like a future rockstar on heroin.

Haha cool... I'm assuming its some sort of compliment.
I always thought it looked like I was getting a blowjob.
Either way I look really weird in it.

It was a compliment. Maybe you were getting a bj, and just disguising it.

my girlfriend's dog laughing

^^hot

no.
symbol guy's comment was.
as usual.
this forum is hot.
makes me feel all horny.

I look like a jerk on thos one...

Awesome haha :D

This surely deserves some sort of unflattering pic award, no?:

 

haha that's hilarious

nice marlboro lights there

^^^That lighter flashes with multicolured lights every time I use it - well embarrassing! So, you can see I actually do smoke, just not real cigarettes like you ;)

i smoke lights if i'm sick
i probably smoke more of them to compensate too
like when i was really, really sick and i actually thought i was going to die not too long ago

and is it just me or are the marlboro lights not as gross elsewhere in the world besides the united states? because they're not so great there.

The ones I've smoked in Australia, Europe and Singapore have always been OK, taste-wise. I started out with Silk Cut when I was younger, but those cigs are so lame, hence my swap to M Lights.

i don't think i've ever had a silk cut
reds are reliable although they can be hell on your throat if you smoke shittons of them

I'd be all about the cowboys if they didn't cost £rape in the UK. Duty-free Gold Vadge for me. </sad emoticon>

Also: Silk Cut are the absolute pits. The fact that there's holes in it makes the rubbish taste all the more elusive. Rubbish smoke.

Silk Cut = a blowjob from a horrible person (personality wise), who makes you come but you immediately feel disgusted and defiled

Lucky Strike = A good romp in a comfy bed

Malboro Lights = Pure sex for me

Malboro Reds = Too much sex for Melly - guaranteed to be mindblowing, but the after effects are less than desirable.

this was after a HEAVY weekend




Silk Cuts are like breathing through a straw, i tried them when i was younger and the only way to get a good drag from them was to rip the gum off a rizla and stick over the holes, as for Golden (moist) Vadge, i always find this to be too wet to smoke, keeps going out when you smoke it unless you roll really it loose.


my tobacco of choice is good old Samson


for the perfect roll up, i'm really want to stop smoking soon though as i have been smoking for over 15 years now and my lungs are pretty fucked allready, i have a real love/hate relationship with smoking though.

These scientists should really pull their fingers out and make something I don't do damaging for my health. Like Skittles (the sport or the sweet, either's good).

^^^You have that "Someone put something in my drink......oh, it was me" look - I've been there too many times to mention. I take it that's you enjoying a beer and smoke at stu666 Mansions? (Nice S Youth T-Shirt, too).

I'm a Pringles man meself, they're like the smack of the corn-based snack world. In fact, I'm going to inject another tube now *drools on self, records song called "Mark Lanegan's Skaggy Arm Blues"*

Samson is indeed a fine tobacco. Cheap and effective.

i'll mail you a carton for your barfday
the cost of cigarettes in new york city is fucking murder

When I can find them in my area, I smoke Dunhills. Usually I'll just smoke turkish royals.

I figured you all care.

dunhills cost mucho dinero

Anyone here hardocre enough to smoke filterless Gitanes? I've never got round to trying Salem menthol cigarettes. I'm not a fan of the menthol meself, but I do like the name and packaging on these ciggies:

i have smoked a filterless gitane
it was enjoyable, if not very strong

salems are absolutely horrible, don't bother with it
if i'm going to smoke a menthol it's newport or nothing

Must try Gitanes - I assumed that they were throat-wreckers...I can trust your judgment on these matters, I feel.

Someone told me once (doubtless fibbing) that menthol cigarettes can cause sterility in men. My humble response: What do I care - I'm gay!

I'll make a point of trying the Newports, if they do them over here. Quite a few of my friends smoke Benson & Hedges, but I'm not a huge fan of them, just because I don't think they taste all that great.

For some reason Marlboros always give me a headache.

Pall Malls. Floor-sweepings they might be, but at £4.16 for 20, they do the job.