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EVOLghost 11.09.2012 06:49 AM

 

EVOLghost 11.12.2012 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I think I couldn't do that. Because all I'd think about is what it would be like to smell the finger after.


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Rob Instigator 11.14.2013 12:32 PM

Feces comes out of there.

tesla69 11.14.2013 05:32 PM

and if you don't eat enough fiber you can look forward to the piles, eh hmm.

Rob Instigator 11.14.2013 05:58 PM

and if you eat a whole bunch of raw wheat flour you ingest parasites that cause Thrush, which is where tiny hook-toothed worms coem out your asshole and dig themselves into your inner buttcheek.

Genteel Death 11.17.2013 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Feces comes out of there.

Piss comes out of your penis.

!@#$%! 11.18.2013 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
Piss comes out of your penis.


piss is sterile. but the mouth is a petri dish festering with all sorts of microbial species, and the saliva that comes out of it is a biohazard.

Rob Instigator 11.18.2013 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
Piss comes out of your penis.

not in a manner that requires wiping

!@#$%! 11.18.2013 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
yeah, but yr scared to munch on a females ass for a little while? are you a real man?

i thump a germ. i kill bactreria with testosterone!!!! i'm still alive!!!!


your liver, on the other hand, is rotten with hepatitis. yes?

guest 11.18.2013 10:06 PM

don't you feel uncomfortable putting your face somewhere where, at least at some point, liquefied shit has come pouring out? I'd be well horrified about a shower of watery turd fucking drenching me...

!@#$%! 11.18.2013 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
yr confusing me with my father. he had the Vietnam syndrome, right. i've told this story before. heroin was more popular than i thought.

me, i'm clean as a doggy style whistle. it doesn't matter how hard i blow.


wait the fuck a minute? what are you suggesting? my life is fine because it loves bud-light.


kindly refer to type A, monsieur not-your-father

http://www.std-gov.org/stds/hepatitis.htm

(ps- i had never before heard of type E, by the way, but there it is)

!@#$%! 11.18.2013 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
to mr. guest:

how unlikely is that? don't you think someone would let you know if that was about to happen?

if yr eating pussy, then yr near the ass.

are u people crazy?


ha ha. i don't know what kind of pussy you eat, but it shouldn't taste like ass.

it's a free planet, however. as long as you have consenting adults it's none of my business what others like.

!@#$%! 11.18.2013 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
haven't read that yet, but he has type C. what's yr point? i'm clean as the shit i post here.

eating caca can give you hepatitis and other diseases.

i mean, you can be macho and all but the parasites and viruses won't give a fuck. they are more macho than all of us.

again (i just explained above) i don't see it as taboo and won't condemn you for it, but i think you should know the risks involved.

 


happy infestation!

!@#$%! 11.18.2013 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
NO, i'm just saying if yr down there, then yr gonna smell ass sometimes. what's the big deal? it's natural. depends on who or her, and when he or she bathed lasted time. who smells shit? unless they shit in their pants. omg!!!

i'm just saying i really don't mind it.


i find dirty ass to be a bit of a turnoff. but if i'm proper drunk, it can be comedy.

!@#$%! 11.18.2013 10:20 PM

i mean you're mounting her doggy style and suddenly there's a dingleberry looking back at you? haaa haaa haaa haaaa haaaaa.

oh…

!@#$%! 11.18.2013 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
oh phooey, i'm an ass muncher!!! this is not strangers i'm talking about.


so you're on a first-name basis with every tapeworm in the neighborhood? awesome.

good night dude.

!@#$%! 11.18.2013 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
HAHAHA......no no man, that'a not what i'm talking about. i hate shit or the smell of it. it's just the musk gentitals i'm describing.,


oh ha ha, but that has nothing to do with feces.

it's late, gotta go. maybe the fumes will evaporate by tomorrow.

guest 11.18.2013 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
to mr. guest:

how unlikely is that? don't you think someone would let you know if that was about to happen?

if yr eating pussy, then yr near the ass.

are u people crazy?

hahahaha, not as unlikely as one would think. I have seen someone on a bus literally have like a good litre plus of pure liquid crap pour out their arse like a tap. no amount of clenching can keep those floodgates shut, if mr turd wants to come flowing then he cannot be stopped.

I have an aversion to pussy eating too though, it's like putting your head into a sauna filled with the most stale air imaginable. irrespective of cleaning etc. just a horrible experience. ha. I have to really like someone to actually do it, like that compulsion to reciprocate is only instigated by a genuine affection for the girl. if not it's like putting your head in a bear trap, except you have to live on after you descend into the maw. death would be a sweet, sweet salvation.

plus I hate shit. not because I hate the smell (which I do) but just the concept of it makes me gag. think I might have a mild disorder where if I associate anything with vomit, like say talking or eating, when I then think about talking/eating I start fucking retching.

ie this
 

Toilet & Bowels 11.19.2013 02:37 AM

if they're generally a hygienic person wash before hand you'll be fine. I'm talking about the outside of the arsehole only.

h8kurdt 11.19.2013 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by guest
hahahaha, not as unlikely as one would think. I have seen someone on a bus literally have like a good litre plus of pure liquid crap pour out their arse like a tap. no amount of clenching can keep those floodgates shut, if mr turd wants to come flowing then he cannot be stopped.

I have an aversion to pussy eating too though, it's like putting your head into a sauna filled with the most stale air imaginable. irrespective of cleaning etc. just a horrible experience. ha. I have to really like someone to actually do it, like that compulsion to reciprocate is only instigated by a genuine affection for the girl. if not it's like putting your head in a bear trap, except you have to live on after you descend into the maw. death would be a sweet, sweet salvation.

plus I hate shit. not because I hate the smell (which I do) but just the concept of it makes me gag. think I might have a mild disorder where if I associate anything with vomit, like say talking or eating, when I then think about talking/eating I start fucking retching.

ie this
 


You don't like going down on a girl? Dude, get yourself sorted out.

As(s) for the old rimming. I've done a coupla times. People seem to think I might as well as had her shit in my mouth. Hardly. Besides it was after we'd had a shower together. THAT was a good night.

guest 11.22.2013 07:16 AM

hahahaaha it was a joke.






sort of....

Rob Instigator 11.22.2013 09:29 AM

lick that ass.

tesla69 11.22.2013 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
lick that ass.


can cause hepatitis

Genteel Death 11.22.2013 10:52 AM

Simply rubbing your genitals against another person's can potentially give you or them some disease.

Rob Instigator 11.22.2013 11:08 AM

kissing the wrong person will give you Herpes. shiiiiiiiit.

Rob Instigator 11.22.2013 11:10 AM

you can get hepatitis from plain ol sex too.

!@#$%! 11.22.2013 11:18 AM

you can get the flu from shaking hands

and subsequently die of pneumonia

actually, i've heard that people don't generally shake hands in vene-zuela. seems they have a history of plagues

 


but nature compensates...

Toilet & Bowels 11.22.2013 12:11 PM

At least girls have hairless arseholes, my girlfriend has to contend with my anal beard.

Rob Instigator 11.22.2013 12:18 PM

Not all girls T&B Many girls have a nimbus of soft butthole hair. dive right in.

Porn stars do not talk much about how they take enemas before anal scenes so that the male members do not come out looking chocolate-dipped.

Rob Instigator 11.22.2013 12:19 PM

There is a reason the "brazlian wax" is so popular. girls butthole hair....

!@#$%! 11.22.2013 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Not all girls T&B Many girls have a nimbus of soft butthole hair. dive right in.

Porn stars do not talk much about how they take enemas before anal scenes so that the male members do not come out looking chocolate-dipped.


it's not just pornettas that take enemas before anal play. as far as i know, it's a polite convention for anyone who engages in deep probing action.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
There is a reason the "brazlian wax" is so popular. girls butthole hair....


hair density varies *a lot* among women.

Rob Instigator 11.22.2013 02:01 PM

The denser the bush the sweeter the tush?

http://youtu.be/-jB_QM73Slk

!@#$%! 02.06.2014 12:09 PM

thank you adam. you never were afraid to open up!

floatingslowly 02.06.2014 11:00 PM

then why did she have to shove it?

SONIC GAIL 02.07.2014 12:57 AM

I sooo loved adams self assurance and honesty. A rare trait to findthese daze

Kegmama 02.07.2014 03:20 PM

this thread was epic.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 02.07.2014 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
i'm just saying if yr gonna eat out yr girl then put up with some shite. no pun inten....wait!!!



Amen. Don't trip, these homiez are just scurred of the pussy. They are literally biting off more than they can chew, so they stay boring. I say, eat up.

Then again..

 


Quote:

Originally Posted by Genteel Death
Simply rubbing your genitals against another person's can potentially give you or them some disease.


Fucking shit just ruin the entire joy of the 8th grade fucker!


Quote:

Originally Posted by guest
don't you feel uncomfortable putting your face somewhere where, at least at some point, liquefied shit has come pouring out? I'd be well horrified about a shower of watery turd fucking drenching me...


You're over thinking it yo ;)

!@#$%! 01.14.2015 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by blue
Strict business transaction.
2/10 disappointing experience.


a doctor's visit doesn't count as "sex"!

EVOLghost 01.15.2015 07:20 PM

Uhh or perhaps it was a prostitute.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.15.2015 09:12 PM

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I have an aversion to pussy eating too though, it's like putting your head into a sauna filled with the most stale air imaginable. irrespective of cleaning etc. Just a horrible experience.
don't be scurred... itz only pussay ;)
 


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