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Sometimes I pretend to be porky.
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Then we come on here and read posts, holding hands.
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Weeping.
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hot....
@nefeli. that was hott too. |
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will it get me drunk? that's no simple feat. recommend another brand to try (or that I might find) and I'll consider that instead. also: recipe pls. |
I haf sum candee 4 u lil gril!!!
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yes, it will. check pm. |
obrigadíssima.
can I call them cai-piranhas? will they really get me drunk? will I still be able to tie a sturdy knot? little girls are slippery. |
oh, we just shipped the kid off to a thai sex shop. he's now a ladyboy named Angellica.
I trust that this was a satisfactory resolution to my divorce for you. brb -- off to post at find17yearolds.com. |
you're right. my son is no ladybug. I want him to grow up right.
that's why I'm showing him pictures of you labeled "what not to do with chocolate". oh, how we laugh and laugh!!!!! |
for those not keeping score, I just wanted to remind you that gentle death's maniacal obsession with me, my life and the women I speak with is in NO WAY a true reflection of the complete and total feelings of despondancy he has at the fact that I'm not gay and in love with him. remember: nothing to do at all with his obsessiveness. none at all. just get that right out of your head. no really. stop it. I know what it looks like but it's not true. I promise. he said so and I for one believe him. I really do. he wouldn't lie. not even once. please...think of the children.
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yes yes yes yes |
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that said, I would love to indulge "the jury's" homoerotic fantasy that I was "removed" from my previous marriage for grievous acts and that I somehow "lost custody" of my child as a result; however, that would mean forswearing under oath and this hostile kangaroo court would still furiously masturbate to a saved file named "floating" nightly, before retiring to their crisp-crumbled bed in a sweat of unrealized fury and slowly drying semen stains. the defense rests, in a comfortable chair with a smile and a bag of curry-flavored crisps waving back and forth hypnotically. |
what goes around
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you know, you have to be a real cunt to bring people's children into an argument. a real sad pathetic cunt.
just saying. |
Holy shit yall:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
there is such a thing as PMs for personal ass shit i understand internet romance is more interesting to unveil than talkin about some royal fucking wedding Yeah i was curious as to wtf was goin on with floats and ink but i understood that if they wanted to talk about that to all of us then they would so i minded my own business This is not an attack on any of you by any means this is just getiing a bit to hateful for a thread about love. On that note I love you all. |
dear mr paragraphs of "content": I'd be happy to let you know that it's none of your damn business, but that might be misconstrued as being wounded by your pathetic angle of attack.
bottom line: I don't talk about my child on the internet. but it's not all bad news, sparky, I spoke to Bob in accounting; the paperwork's come back and your worship has been APPROVED!!!!!! |
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Is this all a big injoke that's gone right over my head? Whats going on dear porky? |
I feel like someone who's shown up halfway through a very bitter wedding
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