well shit. I was going to transcribe the entire Celebration of the Lizard but now I'm fucked.

I was rather proud of my poontang blues/build me a woman/sunday trucker medley in the dildoze 'n dollz thread.

plz accept liek a boxx instead.

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

The leaves are twirling in the cold, twisting like our souls. Together alone. The trees are burning like our minds, repetition known thru time. Romance headache Wine. Shine. Burn. The wind sent me your scent. It returned my sigh, Homeless don't cry. Loveless fade not die.

The breeze passes thru the machine. Terrorists facade fear mongering. Buy consume loiter smell sex perfume passion buy buy buy. Fall is here, summer gone, winter near. Fall is here, summer gone, winter near, fall is here.

They were all my friends and they Died!

the world is just a sphere
no bigger than the balls you suck

i don't suck no balls, but i do chew on wrigley's spearmint gum stix

applied to me then-- does it mean the world is flat?

that reply was awesome. i dont think i could have asked for a better response

The world moves on a woman's hips
no bigger than the balls you suck

i
hate
the
way
you
love

pt 1 or pt 2?

Unlike Buddy Guy who has
decimated the riff bat with one
hypertonic
note
lead on
lead on

I got to peek at where the sun does not shine she forgot to close the curtains how kind I got to mail order x-ray spy glasses I was a normal guy, but... I just want to glance at her nipples they are getting bigger, bigger, and bigger wow, her nipples have tripled in size I was normal guy but... now I'm turning into a peeping toooom

I need a fix cause I'm goin down

Listening to you, reminds me of
A motor’s endless drone
And how the deaf are so damn lucky

pt 1, i'm pissed

It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
I'm gonna stab your kissy, kissy mouth
It's been a long time coming

It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
I'm gonna stab your kissy kissy heart
It's been a long time coming

It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
I'm gonna burn your kissy, kissy claw
It's been a long time coming

I'm gonna burn your kissy kissy claw
I'm gonna stab your kissy kissy heart
I'm gonna stab your kissy kissy mouth

It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming

It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming

I'm gonna stab your kissy kissy mouth
I'm gonna stab your kissy kissy mouth
I'm gonna stab your kissy kissy mouth

When routine bites hard
And ambitions are low
And resentment rides high
But emotions won't grow
And we're changing our ways, taking different roads
Then love, love will tears us apart again
Love, love will tears us apart again
Why is the bedroom so cold
You've turned away on your side
Is my timing that flawed?
Our respect run so dry
Yet there's still this appeal that we've kept through our lives
But love, love will tears us apart again
Love, love will tear us apart again
You cry out in your sleep
All my failings exposed
And there's a taste in my mouth
As desperation takes hold
Just that something so good just can't function no more
But love, love will tear us apart again
Love, love will tear us apart again

I got a fix now I'm goin up

too many crooks spoil the wrath
too many clox on stop
too many pigs at the trough
too many sox on cox

the winner the loser the huppa huppa etc...

i ain't lookin for no fix, i feel bad bad bad and i'm a lookin for a kiss

the new york dolls fuckin rule