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Stranger: Hey how are you?
You: Hi
You: Good]]
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: Wicked cool]
You: ]]
Stranger: talk to any cool people here yet? all I get is weirdos
Stranger: crap, my roomate is being weird...if u want, go add me as a friend and send me a message here (http://allhotsingles.net/profiles/amanda/) and we can talk more ... sorry about that
:-(
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Stranger: are you a lesbian?

You: that's practically impossible since i have a penis

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You: Coffee
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Would you like a coffee
Stranger: hi
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: Nescafe ok?
You: milk or cream or black?
You: Sugar? How much?
Stranger: 병신
You: Ok sure
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Stranger: YOU STAND BEFORE A LARGE CAVE

Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?

You: at first i'd get rid of the caps

Stranger: YOU DISCARD "BASEBALL CAP" FROM INVENTORY

You: then uhm i would say "fuck it" and walk past the cave

Stranger: YOU WALK PAST THE CAVE

Stranger: YOU STAND BEFORE A FOREST

Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?

You: why do i feel like i'm chatting with a commodore 64?

You: uhm "TAKE OUT RATION"

You: "EAT"

Stranger: YOU EAT YOUR RATION

Stranger: YOU NO LONGER HAVE THE "STARVING" STATUS

You: yeah and there won't be any inquisitve bears

Stranger: YOU ARE NOW "SLIGHTLY LESS STARVING"

You: alright

Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?

You: "INVENTORY" -> "BOW AND ARROW!`"

Stranger: YOU EQUIP YOUR BOWTIE

Stranger: YOU CURRENTLY HAVE 0 ARROWS

You: oh shit, I shouldn't have pissed of that blacksmith

Stranger: NO YOU SHOULDNT HAVE

Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?

You: "OPTIONS" -> "CHEATS" -> enter "HELPME"

Stranger: PLEASE ENTER YOUR QUESTION...

You: How does a noseless dog smell?

Stranger: IT DOESNT

You: interesting, I thought it would be "AWFUL"

Stranger: I DIDNOT UNDERSTAND THAT COMMAND. DID YOU MEAN :SOMETHING AWFUL"?

You: no forget about that

You: "HEAL"

Stranger: YOU CAST HEAL

Stranger: THE GOBLIN GAINS 15 HP!

Stranger: THE GOBLIN ATTACKS!

Stranger: IT MISSES!

Stranger: FIGHT>ITEM>FLEE

You: ITEM

Stranger: ITEM<ORANGE, BOWTIE(EQUIPPED), 0 ARROWS, CONDOM, PANTS, HEART, GRUE-B-GONE, POKEBALL

You: *PAUSE*

You: turning off my commodore 64

You: i'll watch some angry videogame nerd videos now

Stranger: OMEGLE RPG III IS NOW PAUSED

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Stranger: hello welcome to burger king how may i hep u?
You: something in the way
You: yeah
You: mmmhmm
Stranger: how may i hep u?
You: something in the way
You: mmmhmmm
Stranger: no rly there s not
You: underneath the bridge
Stranger: fucking drive up dumass thats the wall
You: oh
You: sorry
You: hi how are you
Stranger: whow may i hep u?
You: it's ok to eat fish
You: cus they don't have any feelings
Stranger: tis is BK got to somwhere else for fich
You: something in the way
You: mmmm
You: hmm
Stranger: AGAIN IS THE WALL
Stranger: I SAID DRIVE UP U RETARd
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: trying
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This is excellent

LOOK AT THIS IDIOT:

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Stranger: Alice?
You: halloween soon
You: Yep Alice
You: John?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: Kevin
You: Ah yes
You: Kevin how are you?
You: Haven't seen you in ages
Stranger: Me neither...?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: xD
You: You haven't seen yourself?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: nope
You: Try a mirror or alternatively a camera
Stranger: i don't know what i look like
You: You're fat and ugly
Stranger: ...
Stranger: T.T
You: Too true?
You: Don't worry I, that is Alice, is also fat and ugly
You: We have something in common
You: Try atkins
Stranger: got any pics?
You: Yep
You: 43 picks
Stranger: lemme see
Stranger: im sure youre just being modest
You: Ok
You: Here's a representation of on: {
You: [-
Stranger: ...?
You: no wait
You: [-----------------------
You: Pick axe
Stranger: ...?
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: gimme a link or sumthin
You: that's one pick
Stranger: ...?
Stranger: what?
You: I got another pick. A toothpick, something like this: _______
You: Drawing with letter is hard
You: but fun
Stranger: lol
You: Do you have nay picks?
Stranger: no gimme a pic of urself
You: I just gave you two
You: Greedy...
Stranger: NO
Stranger: gimme a link
You: Um that's hard
You: 0 this is one one chain link
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: NO
You: Now you
Stranger: a link to the site
You: Give me a link
You: www.links.com
You: www.picks.com
Stranger: SHIT
You: That better
Stranger: FUCKING STOP
You: Stop what?
You: I'm doing what ypu ask for
You: *ou
You: 8you
You: *you
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You: hYA?
Stranger: hi
You: High five? American style?
Stranger: i am american yes
Stranger: what are you?
You: What were you in your previous life?
Stranger: hell
You: I was a march hare
You: Oh I hear hell isn't very nice
Stranger: nope
You: How long did you stay for?
You: I'm and Americano too
You: By the way
Stranger: 666 hours
You: That is long
You: Should have booked a shorter stay
Stranger: i tryed for 666 min. but it was taken
You: Damn
You: I'm on my fifth mcdonalds for the day
You: MMMMMM
You: Yum
Stranger: thats good
You: Burgers
You: mmmmFries
You: I'm 92 years old. I put my health down to eating only McDonalds
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You: I don't leave the house
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EDIT - if the first thing you say is "I don't leave the house" you're almost guaranteed to be instantly disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: we don't really have to talk about it
You: depends on how you're feeling
Stranger: we do
You: then explain Jorges! you twin faced itch!
Stranger: what do u mean?
You: oh ho ho ho
You: fuck you DYKE
You: Why don't you eat some more cream PIE
You: oh and what is that i hear? Is that Spin Doctors?
You: Two Princes? REALLY?
Stranger: yseges
Stranger: rgrssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst
Stranger: egthesthjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgr
Stranger: hdfshbgrhrsj
Stranger: ghdfsgnhjtgrnhjtrnhjrggsb s rshnhhnsbbbbbbbbbb
Stranger: htrssssssssbshshnjgfjhnmjfk,iuopi;;
You: this isn't helping
Stranger: fgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhf
Stranger: fghahrsdhtfrhgfhgf
You: i'm just going to have you put down
Stranger: gfhfhrsthrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr6ju4uhj5rjk65wbn76i nml,opijhyugtr
You: for rabies
Stranger: hythyettttshyyyyyyyytrshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtrhe4 eu
You: cus you're a dumb rabies bitch
Stranger: hrhrjhhnhhhhhjut535uhu3
You: trying to spam me because you are shamed of liking Spin Doctors
Stranger: haber quien se cansa primero de mamar??
You: BUT IF YOU TOOK THE FUCKING TIME TO LISTEN AND TALK YOU WOULD SOON REALIZE I LOVE ME SOME SPIN DOCTORS TOO
Stranger: para que se te quite lo estupido
Stranger: no escribas en mayusculas imbecil
You: non hablo el lil miss cannot be wrongo
Stranger: ya ves
You: hey hey
You: hey
You: that's what i said now
Stranger: a verda idiota no que no
Stranger: te veias muy macho
You: qui je parle spin doctrais
Stranger: pero no estas tonta
Stranger: callate ya hombre
Stranger: no ves que apestas
You: non l'ittle madamoiselle n'est bon
You: pas
Stranger: no sabes ni que decir
Stranger: no eso no es frances
You: NON ESO NO ES FRANCES
Stranger: tambien se distinguir frances
You: FRANCES ES HABITACO LES MAYANS
Stranger: no seas estupido
Stranger: CUT IT OFF NOW
Stranger: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
You: no seas leas oregano hosier laklaka blingier mon frere
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxynF0-f_ps
Stranger: whats that//?/
You: ain't got no otter
You: s'on da tv
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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: this ish ard

Stranger: what is?

You: typing with ym vagaina

Stranger: wow :O

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Stranger: hey:)
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi
You: Male 56 South Wales
You: Asl?
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Stranger: You can ask me any 3 questions. Go.
You: i will ask you one, then you will answer, i will ask you another you will answer, then you will ask me 2
You: and i will answer both
Stranger: mkay
You: we'll deal with thirds if we get that far
You: do you know what palientology is?
Stranger: i do
You: do you think that michael jordan in his prime could beat tony hawk in his prime in a skatsical match?
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