Well that's ok then. I'm feeling very fragile tonight and your random boos are not what's called for.

the fact that i myself am not gay makes this whole thing even more confusing.

would you like me to comfort you?

Serial killer, yeah. I'm telling you, it's a decent field to get into. You've already got the look down. It's about time a few more female serial killers rise to fame.

Hahaha, I just found this old picture. Apparently, I try to make sexual advances on my friends when I'm stoned.

I know, it's fucked basically. But thinking about it it's not so bad. If I wanted to fuck a deer, it'd probably be bambi, but i don't. So it's not that important.


Yeah. Get me some rizlas. I'm too ill to cross the road to go to the garage and get them myself. You're healthy and probably quite a fast runner. The money's in my jeans by the door. Take a pound and get yourself something with the change. But nothing with E numbers.

i'm sick and i can't run.

do you know what i look like when i try and run?

a giraffe.

Yeah but giraffes can at least run fast. If I even tried to move I'd probably just throw up right now. PLEASE!

me and my manfriend. can't really see anything .

lol, the mental image i got from this is great

my sweet kisses will calm you down

you look like a girl.

I wonder how dave survived in high school...

this thread.

The classic photo of me:

^^^how tall are you?

midget.

5'2

thats what I am wondering about...he looks pretty small in that picture, but my mental one has stored him as above the average height...