good morning.

looks like everyone's spent from last night.

all that energy wasted, now today's going to be boring.

i'll think of something.

good morning? fuck you!


3.5 hours of sleep = me = lakjcnglukervbycuixlhmduigbeulycmhfhegchvtjbduuynj b

ps it's an acronymn figure it out.

what's an acronimism?

an acrobats religino?



EDIT: I got nothin'

I'm taking a shit as I type this.

GROVER IS THAT YOU???!!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THERE?!!&(* ANDROMEDA *^#@#

I'M PAYING YOU TO TEACH TURTLES TO DO CALS NOT FUCK AROUND IN DIVE BARS HAVING SEX WITH ANY FUCKING ANY FUCKING ANY FUCKING ARRGGHH SHIT I'M STUCK FUCKING ANY FUCKING ANY FUCKING

and then all of the stars shifted slightly as the meteors passed. small cosmic waves almost touched in an arc while earth denizens watched, wondering about Vienna and if the sky really should have maintained such a yellowish hue for more than fifteen -
but grover cut them off with a flick of his wrist and a gnashing of his teeth:

"crunch the eyes with your molars," he said. "that way the optical fluids won't drip down the length of your tongue."

finally vacation at the beach and from technology, well 3 nights worth, probably the only i will get for the rest of the year

You mean anachronism?

I'm jerking off as I type this.

some days, I really wonder if this board could use an active mod.

a sexy active mod, that we can all jerk off to as we type.

fuck, a monkey with tits that knows how to lock threads would even work for me.

oh a fucking monkey with tits.
fucking monkey
tits
oh yeah monkey
fucking tits
oh yeah
tits

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i can tell you about every episode of hey arnold that has ever aired but i couldnt tell you what i just had for breakfast to save my life

Those with "something to fall back on" invariable fail back on it. They intended to all along. That is why they provided themselves with it. But those with no alternative see the world differently.

i make one plan and i stick to it

soooooooooooo tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired
tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired of waaaaaaaaaaaiting
tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiireeeeeeeeeeeed of waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiing
for yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuu

dear song, stop being so relevant to my life.
- me

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooo booooorrrrrreddddd

... oh wait

now i'm soooooooo exciteeeeeeeeeeddddddddd and I just can't hiiiiiiide it

If this board got a mod, a few things would happen.

1) It'd be atari 2600.

2) I'd be banned.


...while a few people wouldn't mind # 2, # 1 would be cause the board to split in 2600 small pieces.

(I think I keep mentioning atari 2600 in the hopes that he will randomly post, replying to one of these messages, and then delete his post)