hahahaha. WIN.

That reminds me of a giant red shiny ampersand sitting in Macy's that me and schizo plan on stealing...

I'll distract the staff by tripping over everything (Crash! Break! etc), whilst you and schizo get your hands on the goods. Deal?

DEAL! One day I'll take a picture of it and post it on here. It is really epic.

The Triangle of Cones is now a Solid Square Of Cone Awesomeness!

They'd probably just give it to you if you ask nicely. Once my dad's girlfriend got her hands on this huge store-display wooden guitar just by asking. They were gonna throw it out anyways.

Yeah, you're probably right. I dunno though, that thing has been sitting there for YEARS.

Do they worship it?

&

They could. It's huge. I mean... it's easily 4 feet tall, and maybe a foot thick. And I dunno how easy it'd be to take, it might be super heavy.

speaking of stealing things

once me and my friend stole a gigantic cardboard jared (the fat dude) from subway.

well, I once stole a traffic STOP sign and brought it to my campus room, drunk as hell. the next morning I woke up and was like what the fuck is THAT thing doing in my room?

i ONCE STOLE THE HEART OF A BIG BOOTY LADY

One of my friends stole a life-size carboard cutout of some wrestler and brought it to college with her:



WHY IS THEFT SO COOL?

stealing shit is so fun. i don't even mean like merchandise from stores, i mean like mannequins and stuff.

"Mannequins! You can't buy these!"

Has anybody here ever shoplifted? Or stolen from their employer?

I stole a toy from playschool when I was 4.

uh yeah, when i was like 15.

You betcha.




Grow out a beard!That would look so incredible!

OH HEY I WAS RECORDING WITH MY BAND YESTERDAY;

it's not stealing, it's fair compensation for all the shit that you have to put up with, including miserable paychecks